Obscurus Lupa's hilarious review of We Wish You a Turtles Christmas
 

Obscurus Lupa can do no wrong

Wow. It's brutal to watch even an abridged version of this.

They need to stamp warning labels on these VHS tapes, because this is so bad it may cause holiday depression.

Basically April O'Neil's review in other words, given she wasn't in it. It's pretty sad that this and Turtle Tunes are the Bebop & Rocksteady of TMNT products: the song "We Wish You A Turtle Christmas" was the only mention that the critic had any positive light on, and even then it was a too little, too late comment. But it was good way to expose why this was a particularly poor production, scene by scene.