Favorite T.V. Show Quotes
 

Not sure if there's a thread for this, but just say a random and favorite quote.
"Hey! I just realized it's November. What the **** happened?" (Stewie from Family Guy.)

See this? This is "Man Not Caring". - Scrubs

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

- Bill Bixby, the Incredible Hulk

One shall stand, One shall fall- Optimus Prime

I know it's long but...
Bender: Ah! Nothing like a warm fire and a Super Soaker of fine cognac.
Fry: Yeah, it really puts you in the Christmas spirit.
Farnsworth: What-mas?
Fry: Christmas. You know? X-M-A-S.
Leela: Oh, you mean Xmas. You must be using an archaic pronunciation. Like when you say "ask" instead of "aks".
Fry: Xmas, huh? [He sighs.] Y'know, this'll be my first Xmas away from home.
Leela: Hey, hey. Let me aks you something: Would it cheer you up if we went and cut down an Xmas tree?
Fry: Yeah! An old-fashioned Xmas tree! Hey! These aren't Xmas trees!
Farnsworth: Eh, wha?
Fry: They're supposed to be some kinda, you know, pine tree.
Farnsworth: Pine trees have been extinct for 800 years, Fry. Gone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty. Ah! Brisk!

Isn't that from the movie?

My favourite quote is "MY CABBAGES!"

No, it's been in every Transformers cartoon.

That one is my favorive quote as well.

"Interfering is the glue that keeps American families together." - Tony Micelli, Who's The Boss

"I'm NOT wrong. At least not in theory." - Kai Chen, Power Rangers: Lost Galaxy

"Even in darkness, good always prevails." - Merrick Baliton, Power Rangers: Wild Force

"Every day is a gift. I just...does it have to be a pair of socks?" – Tony Soprano, The Sopranos

“Dating is prostitution, man, only you don’t get what you pay for.” – Steven Hyde, That ‘70s Show

"Will we still be friends after this? Well, my head says no, but my heart...says no. So no." – Steven Hyde, That ‘70s Show

"Blood is like my grandfather. Never lies." - Nick Stokes, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

"There is a building in New York City that is keeping loiterers away by using a device that plays annoying, high-pitched screeching sounds. It's called 'The View'." – Craig Ferguson, The Late Late Show

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me. I quit.'" - Bill Maher

THANK YOU!!! I can never remember where that comes from. :D

See you in another life brother.

*Laughing way too hard* "It's a Giraffe!" (Patrick from Spongebob)

"I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I'm not. And that, sir, is an idiot." -Peter Griffin, Family Guy.

"My Homer is not a communist. He might be a liar, a thief, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!" Grampa Simpson, The Simpsons.

Patrick: My dad told me you cant just mindlessly spend your money. You have to save it.
Spongebob: Your dad said that?
Patrick: Well, what he really said was "Stop standing there" but I knew what he ment.

Lol, classic spongebob.

Chris: Hey, birthday dude, you want some ice cream?
Stewie: Very well. I'll have ice cream, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

Dean: So, find God yet? More importantly, can I have my damn necklace back, please?
Castiel: No, I haven't found him. That's why I'm here. I need your help.
Dean: With what? A god hunt? I'm not interested.
Castiel: It's not God. Someone else.
Dean: Who?
Castiel: It's an archangel. The one who killed me.
Dean: Excuse me?
Castiel: His name is Raphael.
Dean: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?

/Thread. What do I win? Cash?

Miles Standish: "Give me the bird!"

Yakko Warner: "We'd love to really but the Fox sensors won't allow it."