Another So-Called "Synopsis"
 

I was bored. I found this on a website. They've got all sorts of synopsis' for other films, some of which I know to be the real deal. Still, make of this what you will. It’s slightly different to that other one that did the rounds, as this one implies that the Turtles and Splinter are definitely from another planet, and it specifically mentions Krang:

After their planet's destruction, four turtle-like alien warriors and their master come to Earth, where they join forces with reporter April O'Neal to prevent the extradimensional conqueror Krang from enslaving the human race.

http://archive.foolz.us/co/thread/38277964/

Misspelling of O'Neil makes me question validity...

I liked the first supposed synopsis better.

For some reason, that plot kinda (sorta) reminds me of "Masters of the Universe" (starring the incomparable Dolph Lundgren). And, like, that one worked out really well.

Though I'd rather have the other movie I believe this one more for some reason. Maybe it because of the alien line we got. Not saying it's true not saying it's true not saying it's no...whatever.

I am surprised this thread doesn't have more hate posts in it.

*hate hate hate*

not sure about that plot synopsis.

Boring.......

Aha, there it is!

"Turtle-like"? Lost me right there.

All I can say is they better have a cosmic synsethizer

Same here. This one sounds like the plot for Transformers but with the turtles.

When I first watched "MotU" a few years ago, I wrote that it "probably represented the lowest point of Billy Barty's entire career". However, happening to see it again recently, I realized that it's not all that bad a movie, actually. (Certainly not, like, "Mac and Me" bad or "Garbage Pail Kids" bad, anyways.)

I mean, the special effects were decent for that time/budget, and Frank Langella was brilliant (as always). It was even possible to actually understand a couple of Dolph Lundgren's lines! Plus he looked all, like, super-hot and stuff.

What was so stupid about that episode? BTW, ever notice Kerma kinda looks like Cecil Turtle (from "Looney Tunes")?

if the turtles r aliens, they wouldnt be unique anymore.

Well the Masters movie was basically Star Wars in fur thong :P

Aw, c'mon, bite your tongue! That episode rules. :D

Tell me this isnt true!!!

I already know this movies gonna suck so complaining about it is kind of pointless at this point.

Exactly what I thought.

So April's a reporter again? I guess they figure the general audience can't handle a "smart" April.