Bitchslapper Rap!
 

YO! It's the mean machine Gonna smack the bitches like it's never bein seen!
Have you ever seen a Bitch Go Down? Slammin� Jammin� to the new funk sound!
Yeah, everybody let's move Bitchslapper is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place With the power of the Backhand in your face!
Iceman, ya know What I'm saying� Devistate the bitches while the cowrd is sayin:

Bitchslapper, Bitchslapper, RAP! Bitchslapper, Bitchslapper, RAP!
GO GO GO Go
Go Bitchslapper, Go Bitchslapper, GO; Go Bitchslapper, Go Bitchslapper, GO!
Go Bitchslapper, Go Bitchslapper. GO; Go Bitchslapper, Go Bitchslapper, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Lyrics, fill in the gap Drop that bass and get the Bitchslapper RAP!
Feel it, if you know what I mean Give it up for those Bitches in purple and green! Just keep flowin, smooth with the power smackin her up, hour after hour! Cause in this life there's only one winner You better aim good so you can hit her in the center! In it to win it, with a team of five Bitchslapper that you gotta adore it's the:

Bitchslapper, Bitchslapper, RAP! Bitchslapper, Bitchslapper, RAP!
GO GO GO Go
Go Bitchslapper, Go Bitchslapper, GO; Go Bitchslapper, Go Bitchslapper, GO!
Go Bitchslapper, Go Bitchslapper. GO; Go Bitchslapper, Go Bitchslapper, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Bitches you better run and hide Because this big ol' hand coming on your backside!
Choose your weapon but don't slip Bitchslapper's in control with the flex of the rest
Rockin� the crowd the way it should be rocked With the make the Bitches drop like you like alot!
Hittin like a Bitchslapper when the bass kicks in You better check your level
The power of the Bitchslapper is strong smackin all the bitches until they're all out cold

Bitchslapper, Bitchslapper, RAP! Bitchslapper, Bitchslapper, RAP!
GO GO GO Go
Go Bitchslapper, Go Bitchslapper, GO; Go Bitchslapper, Go Bitchslapper, GO!
Go Bitchslapper, Go Bitchslapper. GO; Go Bitchslapper, Go Bitchslapper, GO!
GO GO GO GO

:|

Yeah I made it all my self! :evilgrin:

Scary. Very scary. *walks out of thread and is very scared*

You have desecrated the Speed Racer song, blasphemer! :evil:

Mmmmm actually I changed it to the Vanilla Ice Ninja Rap song! He's the speed racer version:
Japanese Announcer:
BIIIIIIITSUUUUURRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! !!!!!!

I am the BitchSlapper2000 and I'm ready to smack these bitchesup!

Please input target.

Here it comes
Here come BitchSlapper
It's a danger on wheels
It's a demon and he's going to be slapping after someone

It's comin' for you so you better run and hide
That big ol' hand he's isn't built for no high fives
So that the odds are against you and you lost your class
<SMACK-SMACK>
And bet your life that BitchSlapper will beat your :-#

GO BitchSlapper
GO BitchSlapper
GO BitchSlapper GO!

It's off and rollin' as he goes for from down the street
It's gonna catch you and it'll smack for the next few weeks
The morgue is waiting just ahead

GO BitchSlapper
GO BitchSlapper
GO BitchSlapper GO!

:|

I am not amused. :ksad:

I would expect this kind of crap from Major Pain, but you?

Well actually it is kind of funny now that I have read more of it. :lol:

:lol:

Funny. Stupid, but funny.

man this is somthing I would do
a shredd this is real bad when you start acting like me
you need to seek some one for help and fast
TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THAT!
:evil: :tmad:

your not happy about the song!

Tch....no.

:-?

Now that I look at it....it's funny.
CRUDE, but funny non the less.
:D

Why would you not expect that from me?