*picks up the Bible and shields herself with it*

*glares* You want a spammer blaster, I got one right here.

*holds up a king-sized bazooka* Spam comes your way, this'll blow it away.

He is just sad.

To quote one of my more overused sayings: "That is an understatement."

We need a clean up crew in here.

*blink blink* Michaelangelo????

Too true. Old friend, Kali?

Oh, he's an old member, who disappeared for awhile. He was one of those who really got this forum going, as pointless as our posts were.

Pointless they may be, but it's better than wasting away from boredom? Wouldn't you agree?

Yes Kali it's true I have returned. Miss me?

*squeal* *glomps Michaelangelo* Of course I missed you!

*shakes head* Oh boy. Here we go again.

I'm so glad I got a new computer and get back to this place.

*wheew* Now that smut isn't the first thing one sees here now.

*is stuck running a late copy job at work, and thus had nothing better to do*

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I know how to get rid of the spam!
*eyes his favorite toy: the giant fan*

Oh no. *flees in terror*

No, I just did my hair!

*watches Kali run away*
Aww...doesn't anyone else like the giant fan? Hmm...It's too tempting...the red button just screams at me to push it.

Yeah, you do and I'll use you as a landing pad.

Again?! You're no fun...
*wonders if it's worth pushing the red button*

You touch that thing and I'll turn you pinker than Raph.

......I don't mind being pink. :evilgrin:
*pushes the red button and jumps in front of the giant fan*
WEEEEeeee.....!
*flies across the forums*