In need of serious help....
 

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A couple weeks back my friend invited me to her grqaduation party. Never one to make a normal entrance, I snuck into her house as a ninja, and fought some pirates. I'm the one with bitchin red scarf and sais. We crashed her party, and all her family in friends were in awe that ninjas burst into her backyard and fought people.

what do u need help with getting ur warning taken away??? :lol: :lol:

I would need about 15 beers before I would even consider dressing like a ninja and prancing around with plastic knives.

To be honest I was up to two warnings at one point and had to beg to get one taken away. I think I've been awful good.

And I had about 6 beers in me before I went.

Insane.

And this is coming from a guy who dressed up as Hollywood Hogan last year for Halloween...

go tell your friends that you know a real ninja! And he crashes parties!

I may be 13 but I seriously think that I can kick your ass.

I'unno... Voltron seems like a pretty big guy, and most 13 year olds are rather diminutive. I'll bet a 5-spot on black that he could shotput you a good 30 yards. :D

youv'e never seen me fight pal.

That's so immature.

I've never seen Voltron throw a shotput, either, but that doesn't restrict my ability to imagine the possible outcome of said exercise, weighing the variables, and betting money on it. :D

how tall r u voltron and how much do u weigh?

Voltron, I thought you were a 42-year-old bald virgin that lives in your parents basmement.

Besides, I bet I could kick both your asses. (j/k) :wink:

Perhaps that's what Voltron ASPIRES to be. He isn't quite there yet.

That would explain a considerable amount. But really Voltron, you should set your sights higher than that. ANYONE can be a 42 year old balding virgin if they try hard enough.

wow.......thats just crazy
I remember when I use to go up to people
and tell them I could kick there ass
well than I got my ass kicked :roll:
I need to pick my fights better.........

The moral of today's story? Don't go around telling people you can kick their ass. 9 out 10 times, you can't.

ya because usally when you say that to some one there taller and fatter than you......and might be carrering a weopon :o

And that colud get really messy really fast.

Don't you just love little kids who think they can beat everyone up?