Today's xkcd...
 

Seems appropriate to post here:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/teenage_...ja_turtles.png

Go ahead, try it in your head. I'm perhaps too easily amused :D

Bonus points for whoever can make up full theme song lyrics for a "Central Texas Pocket Gopher" theme.

I can't believe somebody had the time and sanity to figure all this out.