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*bows* Welcome! This be a sacred place full of danger! *dodges a throwing star* well heres yer mango of welcome......i gotta go! *poof*

Huzzah! its my spiritual equal!! *hugs grave*

:D

*mutters* Oh great...another friend of....HIIIIDEEEHOOOO! :D Name of Mars. Here! *hands over a slice of Pizza* On the house. Later! *runs from Stryker*

*sigh*...shes mars.....

*whispers to grave*she's crazy!!!

*freezes* I AM NOT!!!!!!!! *puts lightsaber on her belt and walks off whistling casually*

*throws a dart into the back of mars' neck*

tra-la-la-la-la

*tosses, via Jedi Powers, dart away from her* :lol: Nice try, Stryker. :evilgrin:

*shoots mars before she has a chance to use the saber to block the bullet*

*walks away whistling*

Hey, welcome! My name's Jo Dawn, but you can call me Jo or JD, whichever you prefer. Nice meeting you!

See you around,

Jo

Ah, shell....*falls to the ground*

*stands on mars' dead body and drinks a victory can of slurm*

*starts choking*

*cough* *cough*

*holds neck and falls to the ground wheezing*

*Raises up, sighs* Well...that was...odd.

*a flyer for a contest to win a trip to the slurm factory lands on mars*

*flyer reads:"Find the golden bottlecap inside a can of slurm and win!!"*


*continues choking*

*sighs, does the hemlich on Stryker* Don't think you won. *pulls out saber* THIS AIN'T OVER YET! :evilgrin:

Welcome friend of Stryker! I'm cqb101 the resident paintballwizard, and all around Marvel fanboy. Enjoy your stay!

*whistles casually as she walks away*

*grabs Mars and throws her back into the thread* You're not leaving!

*pulls out jetpack and puts it on her back* Yes I am!

*cuts fuel line* No you're not! :D