Cooking for friend from out of town
 

My friend Malik is visiting from out of town and I was going to make him dinner. I was going to make some fried chicken, collard greens, fried pigs feet and some black eyed peas. For desert I was thinking watermelon.

Does this sound like a good meal? What do you think I should get to drink?

As a southerner, I think it's mostly a fine meal. Given your post I doubt you'd eat any of it though. Fried pig feet. Ignorant.

The proper meal would be chicken fried in waffle batter, collards, pintos, fried potatoes, and banana pudding. Pickled pig feet are appetizers. I prefer chicken and pork be in separate meals.

But since you were fishing for a certain type of response given your story, all I can say is grow up.

You're a piece of garbage. I guess the homophobic thread from a few months ago wasn't enough, hadda spread a little racism around to even things out. Why don't you take this query to big black gentleman in your area & see what they think?

Only on Sundays, right...? *facepalms*

So, I was correct in his previous thread? :P

Serve your guests some proper Smalahove.

As for drinks, let HIM decide. Smartest advice I can give you since you clearly need it.

And here I thought this was a legitimate thread. The things people post sometimes. *shakes head*

Another thread like this?

Man, you need help.

I thought you were asking a serious question at first...

That's terrible, man. It's not even funny, it's just rude and ignorant.

Grape soda.

.....Someone was gonna say it eventually.

How is this thread racist, am I missing something? Usually I pick up on stuff like this easily but I don't get it.

If I were cooking for a friend I would just order a pie of pizza and be done with it.

That's not cooking though.

And the fact he didn't automatically know to get some Colt 45 is also pretty insensitive.

Hahahahaha. I find this pretty funny given how many of your posts leave me scratching my head.

This dumba$$ just thinks he's being clever and funny by posting little stories about stereotypical garbage veiled as legitimate situations. Don't break your head trying to think about it.

This thread would be better if we talked about real southern dishes.

Amazing meals like a big old sliced tomato, some pork ribs, a heap of turnip greeens, and fried corn.

I like how you tell me that I am ignorant and to grow up while at the same time telling me that I have selected a mostly fine southern meal; and yes, some people really do eat fried pigs feet. I really do have a friend visiting from down south and you have no evidence to prove otherwise or that I am fishing for any type of response.

I have not insulted anyone or said something racist. If this post bothers you it is because of how you are interpreting it.

This is a legitimate thread. Don't be misdirected into thinking it is not by people who are taking it the wrong way.

What's terrible about it? How is it rude and ignorant? I was simply asking whether people thought my choice of food would make for a good meal. Is the food I have selected not what southerners eat (where my guest is from)?

You're the worst "troll" this board has ever had, good God, do you even try? At least you fooled a few (admittedly doormat-dumb) people with the fudgepacker thread, but this is just sad.

Please tell me this guy is a troll. Being black, I found this pretty offensive.

Powder, you really can't talk. You've already been banned once for being a douche and based on your posts you seem like a moody, aggressive, and obnoxious person as well as a pretty big dick to other people on this forum. I wonder if maybe you are trying to redeem yourself by attacking me.