newerbee here
 

Hi im new I know you dont get my name it suposed to be a parody of the shredder get it Ha Ha Ha .............??????????

I got it! Ha ha!

Anyway... welcome to the board! Enjoy your stay.

Yeah, welcome aboard and I hope that you can stand a lot of weirdness. Oh, and watch out for Azure. Either he or someone around here will give you the official mango of welcome. :P

*gives thegrater an official mango of welcome* Azure's on vacation, I'm filling in for him. *runs to get the other newbie before she forgets*

*shrugs* See, what did I tell you? :roll:

Yes, thanks for reminding me, enigma. :D

Anytime. Now if I could just remember to remind myself where I left those house keys...

Hiya Grater!! Heheheheh!! Welcome!! :D

Welcome to our realm of insanity Grater. Please be sure to wipe your feet and watch out for the vengeful fires of painful and obliterating death :)

Have a nice day

*rushes in* you've seen the vengeful fires of painful and obliterating death? where are they, i've been looking all over for them! oh, hey there, grater, welcome! *rushes out to find the fires before someone gets hurt*

Have you forgotten already.. it set off the sprinkler system and put em out. :P

BTW.... welcome aboard! :D

*glances around nervously* yeah, but they have a tendancy to ignite in the most inconvenient of places... like gas stations and paint stores.

I hope they don't ignite the pyramids! I like the pyramids.

That, and we don't want a bunch of stones raining down on our heads.

Yeah... the umbrella wouldn't fend those off.

It would if it were jumbo-sized and made of reinforced titanium alloy w/ special mixture. :P

yo. welcome.

You have one of those...? wow. :D

:o coooooool!

I only have a cocktail umbrella :cry: