| Voltron |
08-27-2003 01:18 PM |
My Idea
I had an idea for a movie. I gave it a lot of thought, but most people said that it would never get anywhere.
Here's the story:
A theme park offers midgets a nice peice of land that they would live on. Everything would be scaled down, so they'd be normal height. They get everything absolutely free from the theme park, but the only catch is that "normal" people would be able to drive through and look at them on safari.
At first, all is well with the set up, until the normal people become hostile, and start persecuting the midgets. So the midgets take it to the theme park, who deny them the right to privacy as it is a breech of contract. So the midgets go to the Supreme Court who dismisses their case and laughs at them.
Enraged, the midgets subide from the union and wage war on the US. The midget armies devastate the "normal" forces, because the normal forces are only trained to kill people their height, so bullets whiz right over the midgets heads.
So the battle rages until the midgets reach Washington DC, and as they charge into the capitol, the average sized troops charge to defend their last strong hold. Right as the two armies collide, the whole movie will switch to a starving man with no hands, trying to make a sandwich. When he finally does, a sea gull will swoop down and steal it before he gets a bite.
Fade to black
Roll Credits.
Would anyone see this movie? I would. Maybe I'm just insane...
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