Would You Rather Be Emperor Palpatine or John Hammond ?
 

If you could be one of these characters, would you choose to be Emperor Palpatine or John Hammond? One is the emperor Sith of a galaxy, and the other is the head of a dinosaur theme park.

I would choose to be John Hammond. I like animals and cloning dinosaurs sounds like one of the coolest things ever. If I was John Hammond, I would have the dinosaurs wear special hats on holidays. For example, Christmas time would have a T-Rex in a Santa hat, and on St. Patrick's Day the dinosaurs would wear green leprechaun style hats.

Well the dino park would be funner. I think.

...hats? Interesting... Personally if there had to be hats I think I'd be extending special invitation to people I don't like to participate in the tradition of getting to be the one to get to put the hats on them.

Both! I'd use my Sith Lord powers to bring the dinosaurs back and then my John Hammond millions to create Jurassic Park!

Tough call, because neither really worked out in the end.

I'd probably be Hammond, at least movie Hammond, because he's not an evil SOB and is unlikely to be thrown into a reactor.

no, just in a T-Rex pit :D

Both men to some extent "had it all", and yet I would choose neither. At least Hammond and few people managed to escape. Emperor Palpatine wasn't so lucky and I honesty doubt that even a raptor would eat him.

Honorable no mentions would be Dennis Nedry and Admiral Motti; both men died in horrible ways. Still enjoyed John Arnold for his infamous line..

rofl! vintage Sam Jackson

Yeah, forget Hammond and Palpatine, Dennis Nedry is the dream. A big fat guy in a tasteless shirt, having fun with industrial espionage; the world is your oyster. I know he gets eviscerated by a midget Dilophosaur, but it would be worth it.