I Wish I Were Dead
 

Period.

End of story.

I can relate to this feeling a lot more than I should.

http://juststoptryinganditwillhappen...2012/11/ha.jpg

All girls have the same problem :dead:

Are you on anything to help it? Birth Control changed my life.

From a male perspective, if this is painful I don't know how giving birth would be..

Well. There are machines that simulates the pains of childbirth.

I think this thread is in the wrong section. It should really be moved to General Discussions > Everything Else. Also I'd rename the thread "Lady Problems" or something a little less intense.

I agree! The title of the thread is very alarming! I was scared for a moment. Don't do that!!

Really? .

Really hope this really was about periods...


Random period fact I read the other day: other than various fellow primates, the only other animals known to have true periods the way humans do are some types of bats (such as the short-tailed fruit bat) and the elephant shrew. Could it be anymore random. (Others supposedly reabsorb it instead... been complaining for years wondering why we couldn't evolve that way.)


Now I feel bad for bats... fruit bats with their little fruit bat menstrual cramps. They're not rabid, they're just PMSing.

I like living.

I actually have a good question about PMS. Do women have a hard time bathing during their menstrual cycle? I used to have a really bad case of jock itch and getting my groin wet used to hurt like hell sometimes.

Well, I can only speak for myself, but the only external symptoms are just, well, the mess to deal with and maybe a little chafing. Bathing is not an issue.

I imagine a case of jock itch may feel more similar to a yeast infection.

I thought Dirty Blonde was male...?

Perhaps this has been a colossal misunderstanding.

Me too.

This headstory makes my eyes rain.

Same. I thought it meant "period" as in a "." and not a menstrual period. This thread is alarming on a ton of levels.

Thiiiiiiiiis. Oh my God. What's going on here?

Yeah, he's totally a dude. He's big on pick up artistry and whatnot. Also, his profile picture. I blame feminism.

This thread, man. But considering the section this is in and his weird sense of humor, I assume this is some kind of game.

Did none of y'all check his profile? Dudes don't have periods.

Hang in there, DirtyBlond... we may be idiots, but we want the best for you. :twink: