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Shark_Blade 05-04-2015 09:00 PM

Should the turtles do a musical/sing in the movie?
 
It's a fact that the boys play music. Like Mikey said to Raph in the first movie: "How we're gonna finish our Hip Hop christmas album, bro? You're the hype man!"
  • So Raph's the hype man (definintion: backup rapper and/or singer who supports the primary rappers with exclamations and interjections, and who attempts to increase the audience's excitement with call-and-response chants).

The others are probably like this:
  • Mikey's the lead vocalist (+keyboard).
  • Leo's on the drums (+headbanging while he's at it).
  • Don plays the guitar.

How's about that? :D And something I came up with for the lolz, their rap album could be like (inspired by Nicki Minaj's Anaconda):

Quote:

Biatch named April used to live in Detroit
Top news reporter, she was gettin some coins
Went snoopin on the mob, but was kidnapped by Shredder
She then stabbed him on the back, hoe never seen it comin

Now bang, bang, bang
Dem turtle boys came marching thru the door
Who wanna go first? We swatted them off like ****ing flies
We high as hell, on ****in adrenaline
We're on some dumb ****, by the way, what he say?

“I’m gonna mess with April O’ Neil
Come through and drive off in my automobile”

We gave chase, then Bebop and Rocksteady were on our tail
Donnie says “let’s keep it real”, then flipped a missile switch
They all exploded, Shredder’s trashed by the curb

So we pulled outta the Turtle Van and hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

My turtle shell don't, my turtle shell don't
My turtle shell don't want none unless you got buns, hun

IndigoErth 05-04-2015 09:13 PM

You must have amnesia to Mikey's attempt to sing at the end of the first. (Though I can understand as it was bad enough for the mind to forcibly block out the memory.)

Mother of god NO.

Fooling around as a spot of humor is one thing. For real however - NO.


Also, I can only speak for me, but I'd personally rather not have a repeat of that "Shell Shocked" nonsense. If that is all rap is capable of being anymore, then it's time for the Turtles to move on from it and try something else. (And no crying about them having to have rap for some reason, else I will do it, I will pull that "nostalgia glasses" card if I must.)

Xiewin 05-04-2015 09:14 PM

hahahaha thanks for the laugh.

TrickOrTreater 05-04-2015 09:14 PM

...God I hate the world.

Shark_Blade 05-04-2015 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IndigoErth (Post 1453945)
You must have amnesia to Mikey's attempt to sing at the end of the first. (Though I can understand as it was bad enough for the mind to forcibly block out the memory.)

Mother of god NO.

Fooling around as a spot of humor is one thing. For real however - NO.


Also, I can only speak for me, but I'd personally rather not have a repeat of that "Shell Shocked" nonsense. If that is all rap is capable of being anymore, then it's time for the Turtles to move on from it and try something else. (And no crying about them having to have rap for some reason, else I will do it, I will pull that "nostalgia glasses" card if I must.)

We had Out of their Shells Tour before (eventhough I've never really seen or heard the songs). Pretty sure it was a hit. So this'd probably be no different.

Shell Shocked is amazing. :tlove:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xiewin (Post 1453946)
hahahaha thanks for the laugh.

Cheers. :D

The Boston Ninja Turtle 05-04-2015 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shark_Blade (Post 1453952)
We had Out of their Shells Tour before (eventhough I've never really seen or heard the songs). Pretty sure it was a hit. So this'd probably be no different

and that was at the height of Turtle Mania.....the same thing wouldnt fly today, it would be a waste of money and do more harm than good


actually yea go ahead do it, let it bring the franchise down so it can be rebuilt

IndigoErth 05-04-2015 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shark_Blade (Post 1453952)
We had Out of their Shells Tour before (eventhough I've never really seen or heard the songs). Pretty sure it was a hit. So this'd probably be no different.

Which however was also created around singing and hiring people that could. How many of these actors can sing without sounding like glass and scrap metal thrown into a meat grinder.

Some definite illusions of grandeur being applied to this film.


(Also I have to object, Shell Shocked was terrible other than the hook.)


Edit: Just wait it out... Nick wants to put Spongebob on Broadway. Goodness knows they'll prob do it to TMNT someday.

Autbot_Benz 05-04-2015 09:39 PM


Jester 05-04-2015 09:48 PM

The terrible human inside of me want to hear Megan Fox mangle April's Ballad.

Huzzah 05-04-2015 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrickOrTreater (Post 1453947)
...God I hate the world.

The world however still loves you, and thinks you should visit the kids more often.

Leo656 05-04-2015 10:03 PM

Every time you say anything I want to pull a Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and come to your goddamn house.

I swear to god if I ever managed to get the Camel Clutch on you, even the Jaws of Life would be useless.

Huzzah 05-04-2015 10:07 PM

My, my. Whatever have I done to you?

Autbot_Benz 05-04-2015 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656 (Post 1453999)
Every time you say anything I want to pull a Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and come to your goddamn house.

I swear to god if I ever managed to get the Camel Clutch on you, even the Jaws of Life would be useless.

I love Jay and Silent bob Strike Back this is the best quote I think

http://i59.tinypic.com/11lqudx.jpg

Leo656 05-04-2015 10:09 PM

Huzzah: Not you, Sharkie. :lol:

Although Camel Clutches are free until Thursday if you wanna sign up. :tcool:

Huzzah 05-04-2015 10:11 PM

I'm morally opposed, besides I'm trained as a distance, or worst case scenario, close quarters armed combat. Haha

Leo656 05-04-2015 10:18 PM

Pssssssshhhh as if there's any defense for the Camel Clutch. :lol:

When Iron Sheik was bodyguard for the Shah, untold hundreds of Jabronis met their death in that very hold. Some, were Hollywood blonde Jabroni like the Hulk Hogan... others were cheeseburger fatass like the Brian Blair... but ALL, were made Humble, Percent 1000, baba.

That is why Sheik is The Legend, and we all show the Respect, and Respect to the Camel Clutch. In Sheik's name we say, 'F*** the Verne Gagne," and have a good day. :tgrin:

Huzzah 05-04-2015 10:26 PM

I often lose your references, but vaguely remember Iron Shiek.

Give me Sgt Slaughter, but mostly because he was a a Joe, lol. Though combat was really never as fun as the show presented it, and bullets*are far more effective than lasers.

Leo656 05-04-2015 10:35 PM

The thing about Sarge, is he's huuuuuuge in real life. But he speaks very softly. That was weird to find out. Dude's got big hands.

Sheik is Sheik 24/7. You don't have a name when you're with Sheik, your name is "Jabroni C***sucker" or some slight variation of same. And he whips beer bottles at people, sometimes full. I love that guy. I'm not suggesting I spend any more time with him than I do or have, but it's kind of fun to see the train wreck up close on occasion.

It's odd that the real-life G.I. Joe with the booming voice is a giant teddy bear and the lunatic with the Persian Clubs is actually 50% more insane in real life. That's one of those things where you kinda wish the reverse was true.

Huzzah 05-04-2015 10:42 PM

Teddy Roosevelt philosophy, speak softly but carry a big stick.

NYShell 05-05-2015 12:45 AM

SharkBlade, I got nothing against you, but please don't ever suggest something this stupid ever. A musical? (Yes, I did a face palm remembering Common Out of Our Shells)


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