S-Splinter?
 

An article I couldn't resist, which is worth a little chuckle at best:

http://www.msnbc.com/news/968565.asp

I didn't know Splinter weighed 1,545 pounds.

Ninjutsu does burn off a LOT of calories. Great for shedding off 1,400 pounds of unsightly flesh.

Proof that the Utroms were here LONG before modern humans walked this earth.

Wow.....I am a scientist but I did not know that prehistoric rodents weighed 1500 lbs. :o :o :o

That reminds me of a theory I had about squirrels making great ninjas, think about it! They're fast, they can jump very high, they are great climbers, they have amazing agility and are extremely durable!

:P :P :P
I give you: Early Beaver! :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh great.....I would love to see that.

Ditto!! :lol:

who has been playing with my shrink/enlarge ray and time machine again?!?!? was it you!?

Prehistoric Turtles used to have teeth. However, modern day Turtles have no teeth. Instead they have sharp beaks for biting and tearing into food.

A shell of a 30 million year turtle.


http://www.blackhawkfossils.com/Turtle/t105a.jpg


http://www.enetis.net/~dparsons/fossils/turtle1.jpg

http://sharktoothhill.com/images/tmturtle1.jpg

http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/Foss...e-sm-pic10.GIF

http://www.touregypt.net/featurestor...studoammon.jpg

oldest turtle fossil in Japan dating back 180 million years (to the Jurassic Period, Mesozoic Era)


Beavers

The giant beaver had a long, brown, shaggy fur coat. He was about eight feet long and weighed at least 500 lbs! That is as much as a small black bear weighs. He had long buck teeth and a foot-and-a-half long tail. He had small eyes and small ears, and he had very good hearing but fairly bad eyesight.

http://www.nature.ca/notebooks/english/giantbev.htm

[Edit: Please don't double post. --Krang]