How would you make a Street Sharks remake?
 

Following TMNT's reboots in 2003 & 2012, how would you picture Street Sharks getting a remake?

And I picture them having a team-up with the TMNTs.

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well it might be coming back.

I wouldn't. They're a thing of the 90's & should remain that way. Modernizing them would be stupid, I think. Part of their charm is that they rode the wave of 90's absurdity.

Take BayTurtles. Swap out the giant CGI turtles for giant CGI sharks. Dub over the character names. Boom, Street Sharks remake.

Honestly, Michael Bay would be a perfect director for Street Sharks. Last third of Bad Boys II, only sassy shark men with Xtreme attitude beating up the bad guys.

I wasn't a big fan of Street Sharks (I just watched a few episodes when I was a kid), but I think a remake is a bad idea. They're better off left in the past along with the other TMNT rip-offs like Extreme Dinosaurs and Biker Mice from Mars.

Street Sharks were a great product of its time but that's about it, it had no real substance to warrant anything but a failed reboot like Biker Mice From Mars did in the 2000's. They were interesting enough to ride the turtle mania wave of the 90s but they're absolutely ridiculous with nothing that can be salvaged from it.

Pretty much. Swap out Sacks and Shredder with Dr Pirahna-head and we're golden.
Honestly I thought they were a rip off when they came out, but a totally absurd rip-off that somehow worked because the toys were so cool. Now? I dunno, might be neat to check out.

If they transformed Street Sharks into a a full on comedy, gleefully mocking it's own existence, maybe; then again, we've also had a few too many retro properties as self parodies...so that might be a terrible idea.

Actually, Street Sharks are already a terrible idea.

I know, cast the almost famous Baldwins, and pass the script to Uwe Boll.

Done. You're welcome.

How about Dinosaucers?