Jokes about Nickelodeon and the breaks?
 

Does anyone know any good and funny jokes about Nickelodeon and all the long breaks during the seasons, or maybe that episodes first aired in South Korea?

If it's not late, it's not Nickelodeon.

"Turtles show gets turtle paced release"
"I knew turtles were slow but this is ridiculous!"
"Turns out Pizza really does make you sluggish"
"Out of all the things Nick could have done like Mirage, why did it have to be the scheduling?"
"They killed Splinter again? Geez, way to drag an already slow show out by making most of two seasons pointless, huh?"

That's just what I could come up with off the top of my head, I had an idea about Koreans getting a show about Japanese ideas but I can't really come up with anything that works.

"Geez, Teen Titans Go puts out episodes more frequently, and that series is infamous for depicting super heroes as moronic butt-monkeys!!!"

i haven't seen breaks like this since the original comic series came out.

Will the Pioneer and Voyager unmanned spaceprobes reach the Andromeda Galaxy before season 5 ends?....

What will happen first? A manned mission to Mars or the series finale?

The year is 20 000 000 000 AD. The Sun has since long expanded to become a red giant star and later shrunk into a white dwarf star, leaving the Earth uninhabitable behind. Humans have since long built manned spacecraft to fly for a new home on an Earth-like rocky planet orbiting a younger star. The planet is called "Second Earth".

One day on Second Earth, the TV presenter says.
"-Hello everyone. Now over to the final season 5 episode of the 2012 Nickelodeon TMNT series!".

Hahaha, I like this.

Are you talking about when Mirage took breaks for years? :)

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"Oh sure have a break when things are getting good."

Me when TMNT goes on break
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Me when TMNT gets back from break
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These breaks last longer than my last relationship.


Dunno if that's sadder on my part or Nickelodeon's....

Inside a classroom at school, during a geography lesson.

Schoolteacher (picks up an Earth-globe, showing the children): "-In October 1884, the Earth was divided into timezones, based on Greenwich in the UK. Does anyone know how many times after South Korea the USA is.
Schoolchild: Four Nickelodeon TMNT episodes.

if its true than even the dvd is released before they air.

I had time to read all the IDW series and a literary classic in the latest break!

That's not a joke (although Fall of Icarus by Ovid is pretty short which does take away some of the humour).