New Ken Doll features man-bun and dad-bod
 

I hate everything

Collectors are going to go bonkers!
As are kids who like to play with dolls.

It's pretty cool. But where is Ryan's doll, Mattel?

Is there a cuck doll yet?

He debuted in 1959.

Which one is SJW/Feminist Ken? :lol:

I see...

http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-conten...4/Ken-Doll.jpg

The creeping hipster horror that is the man-bun continues... :trazz:

"Um, actually..."
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCyTv4JXkAAsAJU.jpg

Does he come with a trilby?
Or is that sold separately?

Oh, the horror.....

I can only imagine the parent that would want to buy these for their kids...

"Um, no sweetie."

https://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/u...Barbie_627.jpg

This might be my favorite reaction to the new Ken doll line:

Cameron Esposito‏Verified account @cameronesposito 13h13 hours ago

Good morning. I am new Ken.

When they released the new more varied body types for Barbie I wondered how long it'd be before Ken got the same treatment.

Some of the wardrobe and hair choices are admittedly kind of stylish, but the faces just look too similar.

Who cares, really? I doubt the age bracket that mostly plays with barbie dolls will boycott the product from now on or anything.

Hell, I didn't even know barbie dolls were still around.

I want a morbidly obese Ken.