quotes
 

I've noticed alot of my friends are starting to collect random quotes as a hobby. I think quotes are pretty cool, and I'm wondering if anyone has any really good quotes.

Right now my quote of the week is "Wise men say: Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

I cracked up the first time I heard that one. :D

Mine are all Crow quotes. EAT THAT TARZAN!!!!!!!!! :evilgrin: :lol:

*points to his sig*

:lol:
Love the Crow quote Rez. I bow to you...*bows playfully*...and your "Crow" knowledge. :lol: :D

the ones that I live by are

if there is a way, there is a will
life is a bowl of cherries
Knowledge is power. Imagination is even more powerful than knowledge....my dad put it in my senior ad-->it is from Einstein

If we knew what we were doing, then it would not be considered to be research

Good things take time, great things happen all at once.

"there is no knowledge that is not power" from mortal kombat :roll:

I was, uh, actually referring to the one ABOVE the Crow quote...

I din't know..... :tanime: :toops:

confucius say: Man who run through airport tunstile, going to bang-kok.

Confucious say: Baseball wrong; man with 4 balls cannot walk

Confucious say: Man who walk sideways in airport turns aisle going to Bangkok

Trent Reznor: "Other guys mast[ee]rbate too...and I thought I was a freak."

hrm....

"thats f**ked up right there" - Cartman
"howdy-ho" - Mr. Hankey
"El pollo es in tus pantalones" - Me. Pollo can be replaced with any amusing animal for a never ending supply of insults. Monkey, Kangaroo, and Koala are some of my personal favorites.

Confucious say: Virginity like balloon...one prick all gone.

HAHAHAHA!! did he really say that? O_o

My Venom one is from the new Spectacular Spider-Man comics, and the other is from Jack handy.

"Never Pay Full Price For A Late Pizza" - Michaelangelo

Allow me, Raph....

:D :lol: :D

Someone give this kid some valium...

What about Ritilin? :lol: