I thought I was looking at some kind of a spoof for a second, but it's legit.
IMJ
12-03-2019 05:59 PM
Above the Law Beyond the Law Circuitous Route Around the Law Dodge the Law End of the Law Fear the Law Gauge the Law Harass the Law In the Law Justify the Law.....
The list of cliche names for movies like this knows no end.
Andrew NDB
12-03-2019 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by IMJ
(Post 1827818)
Above the Law Beyond the Law Circuitous Route Around the Law Dodge the Law End of the Law Fear the Law Gauge the Law Harass the Law In the Law Justify the Law.....
The list of cliche names for movies like this knows no end.
To make matters worse, he is literally working on "Above the Law 2" right now.
Leo656
12-03-2019 09:53 PM
What the f*ck, "Beyond the Law" is an amazing Charlie Sheen movie and Steven Seagal is fat. Who booked this sh*t?!
IMJ
12-03-2019 10:56 PM
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Who booked this sh*t?!
Probably Steven Seagal. The guy is like both a bad penny and the Energizer Bunny. He just keeps turning up and goes and goes and goes.
Leo656
12-03-2019 11:21 PM
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He just keeps turning up and goes and goes and goes.
......To the buffet.
Dude fat.
Jester
12-04-2019 11:15 PM
Yeah....that's not gonna fly, Leo. Even edited.
Andrew NDB
12-05-2019 01:02 AM
Used to love his movies. Weird that between Arnold, Stallone, Van Damme and him (all the actioner guys of the 80s/90s), he ended up being the biggest weirdo/ego guy. And he didn't even bother to stay in shape.
IMJ
12-05-2019 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Andrew NDB
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Used to love his movies. Weird that between Arnold, Stallone, Van Damme and him (all the actioner guys of the 80s/90s), he ended up being the biggest weirdo/ego guy. And he didn't even bother to stay in shape.
They need to pump out another Expendables flick and maybe include Segal. If he can be worked with.
I think those movies are said and done though - even the often talked about "Expendabelles" never surfaced.
Candy Kappa
12-05-2019 10:27 AM
I think there’s some burnt bridges issues with Seagal joining Expendables.
Seagal used to be one of my faves, now... not so much, last movie I saw was some riff on Taken, I think.
Andrew NDB
12-05-2019 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by IMJ
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They need to pump out another Expendables flick and maybe include Segal. If he can be worked with.
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Originally Posted by Candy Kappa
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I think there’s some burnt bridges issues with Seagal joining Expendables.
If memory serves, Stallone wanted him in I think it was part 2, but Seagal either asked for too much money or just scoffed at the whole thing. It didn't end well, I recall.
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Originally Posted by Cand Kappa
Seagal used to be one of my faves, now... not so much, last movie I saw was some riff on Taken, I think.
Last movie I saw with him was the first Machete. He was pretty good in that... fairly threatening as a villain.
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I think those movies are said and done though - even the often talked about "Expendabelles" never surfaced.
Yeah. The PG-13 Expendables 3 was the big betrayal... it's a big "don't care," now.
Expendabelles probably died with Expendables 3's low box office, coupled with the failure of stuff like Ghostbusters 2016. It's definitely not going to happen in a post-Charlie's Angels remake failure world.
Musashi
12-06-2019 04:03 PM
Do you think he'd be interested in my spec screenplay Slightly Below the Law and Sort of Half Facing Away From It...?
