Batwheels! New Batman Animation Centred On Bat-Vehicles!
 

Coming to Cartoon Network and HBO Max....Batwheels, a show about a sentient Batmobile and other vehicles belonging to the bat family as they navigate the struggles between acting as a crime fighting superhero unit and being a kid.


https://deadline.com/2020/10/batwhee...on-1234592169/

Ok but why though?

Great. Wonderful. Why the fvck not. :trolleye:

Man, they are at the point where they just can't stop themselves from superhero animation reboots.

In my day cars were cars, we did not have to deal with these emotion issues with these vehicles.

Man Warners is really running out of ideas for shows **** this sounds stupid

It's a show aimed at literal preschoolers. It's like being mad that Peppa Pig exists. Jesus Christ, you people.

My literal preschooler watches The Walking Dead and American Horror Story.

You gotta expose them early, break down their sensitivity and natural childish innocence. Otherwise they'll just be meat out in the real world.

You think they'll be ready to survive 2021 by watching Barney and Big Bird and Peppa Pig? For fvck's sake.

I was thinking the same thing. Sentient cars is like its own genre now and toddlers love that sh*t. This isn't detracting from a better Batman show or anything and it's way below our interest range for this to be newsworthy. But honestly, if I had a kid, I'd prefer him watching something like this than any of the other sentient car show variants or even Peppa Pig, because that b*tch is annoying. I actually hope my nephew could get into this show since he hasn't fully embraced superheroes yet.

Peppa Pig actually has a lot of humour for adults. This might too, you never know.

Well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVJ481jY7_Y


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dANY3uk7lxc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Sz-5oHbwY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hXWEIN7wEU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lt4euqZLsY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe5Hbwo7E64

So Alfred got a show with Pennyworth now the damn Bat vehicles are getting one. What's next the Bat Signal gets a show or batman's utility belt or grapple gun and batarang becomes sentient :lol:

I should probably point out here that this is an idea the Teen Titans Go movie made fun of like two years ago.

Which, along with the actually being an Alfred TV show, makes me wonder if they're gonna waste money on making a utility belt project as well.

Will it be like this:
https://i.imgur.com/o2xpIBL.gif

It's like Disney's Cars but with vehicles owned by Batman.

It had to happen sometime!

When I was a "literal preschooler", we had Super-Friends, along with the implicit PROMISE that "Things Simply Cannot Be Any Dumber Than This, We Swear." Although in fairness the last couple "Super Powers: Galactic Guardians" seasons were not bad at all.

The reason so many people are growing up to be morons nowadays, is because we treat them like morons from the day they're born and fill their heads with literal trash because "They're little morons, who cares?" The idea that you can just shovel junk into kids' heads and it's perfectly harmless is wildly dangerous thinking.

"Garbage In, Garbage Out." This sh*t needs to stop.

So it's like Thomas the Tank Engine, but with the Batmobile.....

After Ringo left, it wasn't the same. George Carlin was an interesting choice for a replacement, but still.