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The wasted potential of the Hellraiser movies
I feel like out of all the movie series to ever exist the Hellraiser films were the biggest waste of potential. The first 2 were great and the 2 after that were ok, but everything after that was pure garbage. Most of the movies after the 4th one were actually different scripts with Pinhead shoehorned in just so the company could keep the license. The cenobites were way more frightening than any other horror movie icon because they liked to focus in on pain and torture. The idea of a puzzle box unlocking these torture creatures from another dimension was just pure genius. What a shame this franchise just went down the gutter in the creativity department. The latest movie seems to misunderstand everything the previous movies established. They are taking the hell thing too literally. How could nobody come up with a decently creative written story with this franchise? Does anybody else feel this way?
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In rewatchings it's pretty staggering how the quality level dropped after Hellraiser II in terms of the story and "Dark wonder." Still, I enjoy III for the most part and most of Bloodline until maybe the last 10-15 minutes. Also, 5 "Inferno" was fairly cleverly told. 6 "Hellseeker" I enjoyed as well, as it brought back Kirsty and gave her a little more to do.
It's kind of like after they explored the box and explored hell and showed us how it all worked (with I and II)... they suddenly had no idea what to do with the franchise. They just turned Pinhead into Freddy, basically. |
The thing that is so sad is that Pinhead could have been above Freddy, Jason, and Michael Myers. He should have been number 1 because torture demons that come out of a box is more interesting and intriguing than any slasher villain. They had so much to work with and yet they couldn't write a decent story. It's like being given an erector set only creating a box with it. All of the movies after number 4 are filled to the brim with day dreamed fake out scares and Pinhead usually only comes in the last 10 minutes.
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They could have easily have come back from that. Bloodlines was decent in my opinion.
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Most good ideas cannot sustain being Franchised.
Once it becomes about "leaving a loophole so we can do the next one" you're not telling stories anymore but packaging and selling a commodity. You can't do your sincere best work with the material because "preserving the brand name" becomes paramount above all. It's true of most things but in horror it becomes incredibly transparent. Almost every single horror series is just one or at best two "sincerely good" movies, followed thereafter by a long line of stuff that was made to sustain rights and earn some quick and dirty cash. It's funny, I own a DVD collection of most of this series, but only ever bothered with the original. I got the sequels collection for a song but I've heard such awful things about everything after III that I just never got around to them. The whole "We pulled an old script out of a drawer and stuck Pinhead into it" approach might be Perfectly Hollywood but I can't see anything good coming from it. |
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Aren't all but the first two movies just a case of "Hey, this script sucks and will never make money as is, let's rewrite it to be a Hellraiser sequel!"?
Eh, anyway, I have noticed something interesting about the first movie though. The book was set in England and that's where the movie was filmed, but they added a few American actors and had several of the British actors fake American accents because they thought it would do better if people thought it was an American movie. Of course, the filming locations are very clearly not in the US and many actors don't even bother with faking an accent, so it doesn't come across like it takes place in America, more like some weird fictional US/UK hybrid nation. |
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I and II were the only two with direct Clive Barker involvement, though. And you can tell. Even the definition of what Hell is and what the Cenobites are is different after II. |
I'm assuming you meant 500.000 dollars, in which case the last two were actually even lower than that, closer to 300.000 each.
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The original movies are anachronistic as.... well... hell..... but the crazy blend of sci-fi and horror was off the hook, man.
I recently re-watched of these, but only got as far as the first three. The trailer for the unmade newly proposed movie still lingers online and man, what a trailer it is. |
So, here is the final paragraph of the book:
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