ToTheNines‘ fantasy island
 

So, if we had our own independent private island nation... what kind of laws would we come up with? Fun idea for a thread.

No chicks allowed 8)

So, Gay Island? Eh, if that's what you fancy...

ToTheNines meant no one would be having sex on that island. But he didn't count on Prowler's ways to get around it.

Well, there is that one peninsula in Greece that literally bans women because it's a giant monastery, the rule is so strict that they have to import eggs and milk because they can't even allow for female livestock... Not sure how they deal with female wildlife though.

Law #1: no chicks
Law #2: no gay stuff
Law #3: no bashing the FW cartoon
Law #4: hate has no home here

Law#5: volume 3 is (Image) canon within the greater mirage universe.
Law#6: (should be number 4) This directive prevents RoboCop from arresting or taking action against any senior OCP officer.

Very good. You can be the president.

Funny, I was gonna say the reverse.

All of you, get out.

Fine, you can apply for a day pass. That's it.

Hey, hey, hey. Who do you think you are? Israel?

We were here first, and it’s my island according to the thread title lol.

Anyway, of course you’re welcome. You’re the only foid who has put up with us this long haha. No other exceptions though!

Well, when this was just a discussion in some other thread, the implication was clearly just an island with our own rules. Given the title of this thread however... Can it be more like Peter Pan's Neverland?

Indigo is Tinkerbell lol

Indigo is an honorary dude. She's like Smurfette.

This is our flag, of course:

https://i.imgur.com/XFAwI3I.jpeg

I was about to call it ToTheNines‘ no homo gay fantasy island but chickened out at the last second.

Lol, I like it

I'll take either, at least I'm not Wendy expected to play mother.

Any and all virtue-signaling results in execution, unless it's a call center employee who walks around talking about how great the call center and job opportunity are. Virtue-signaling call-center employees get their tongues cut out.

Meanwhile, people who behave normally or with some eccentricity as long as it's authentically lighthearted get free ice cream everyday. If we turn out like 2026 New York and can't afford free ice cream everyday, then the government at least ponies up for it on Friday.

Anyone on the island who supports breathalyzers-in-cars as a normal thing are immediately assigned to working in the island brewery and are paid in light beer only. No island-money. Only light-beer.

Also the only legal toy store on the island is wave 1 collectibles, but I'm only allowed a $1.27 dollar markup on ANYTHING sold, so it's a win-win.

National anthem, obviously.