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Anarchistguy 03-20-2026 09:49 AM

RIP Chuck Norris
 
https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/chuck-norris-dead/

Coola Yagami 03-20-2026 10:11 AM

The grim reaper swallows hard. This is his problem now.

Barkworm 03-20-2026 10:29 AM

The last thing I saw of him was years ago when he and his wife posted this completely loco anti-Obama video.

triplexxx 03-20-2026 10:49 AM

A long and very active life he had, up to the very end. He will be remembered by fans and fellow action stars fondly. Rest well Chuck Norris.

IndigoErth 03-20-2026 11:56 AM

Dang, death actually won. :ohwell:

Wild to think his own mom died only 15 months ago at 103.

Stu_Padasso 03-20-2026 12:33 PM

Chuck Norris didn’t die, he was bored with life so he went on a road trip in the afterlife.

Rest In Power, Chuck.

oldmanwinters 03-20-2026 01:48 PM

Quote:

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.
https://imgur.com/gallery/this-is-ul...estiny-PLw4mhd

IndigoErth 03-20-2026 01:48 PM

Read something that said he didn't die, the Earth itself moved to a lower plane of existence.

Prowler 03-20-2026 02:43 PM

His death is bringing back all of those Chuck Norris jokes that were funny about 20 years ago.

Anyway, RIP. When Chuck Norris himself cannot survive 2026, what chance do we have?! :teek:

Andrew NDB 03-20-2026 02:57 PM

What happened to him? I read a couple days ago he was being rushed to the hospital.

Mayhem 03-21-2026 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew NDB (Post 2025936)
What happened to him? I read a couple days ago he was being rushed to the hospital.

They haven’t said, I suspect heart attack as it was noted it was sudden

Coola Yagami 03-21-2026 09:18 AM

eh the usual suspects are celebrating his death due to his political beliefs and supposed homophobia.


I hate people.

CyberCubed 03-21-2026 10:48 AM

He was before my time, I don't think I ever watched a single thing he was in. What's weird is because I have seen many Clint Eastwood movies, but never anything from him.

Mad Dog McMutt 03-21-2026 05:48 PM

Chuck Norris didn't die, death Chuck Norrised.

ZariusTwo 03-22-2026 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberCubed (Post 2025993)
He was before my time, I don't think I ever watched a single thing he was in. What's weird is because I have seen many Clint Eastwood movies, but never anything from him.

I only have ever experienced Chuck through the memes, Conan's Walker Lever, the Karate Kommandos cartoon reruns, the Walker reunion TV Movie, and The Expendables II cameo, I don't think I've ever seen a Norris b-movie straight through.

Andrew NDB 03-22-2026 04:13 AM

He was a little bit before my time as well. I remember my dad showing me him in the Missing in Action movies a little bit, faintly, but as I hit my teens he wasn't really making movies like that anymore. I did see him in "Sidekicks," and then he was pretty much gone beyond "Walker: Texas Ranger," which I never saw. Then the Chuck Norris memes started, and he showed up in Expendables 2 (notably in an appearance that seemed pretty clear they only had him for one day... he interacts with the cast in only one shot and everything else is him up in the rafters shooting people alone).


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