Britney Spears Gets Married in Las Vegas
 

Oh, man, is this going to be the hottest story in the next few days. Media outlets are going to have an absolute field day with this thing.

There are a million links out there, but I'll only provide a couple:

http://www.worldofbritney.com
http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...px?news=145185

You've got to read it to believe it!

"It's . . . it's horrible!"
"That's for sure!"

Donatello and Michaelangelo, from "Sky Turtles"

HEHE, a porn star.

Even if this story isn't true, Britney is going to get HUGE publicity out of it. This will be bigger than the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez angle.

"Unbelieveable!" - Krang, from "Four Turtles and a Baby"

I give it two months at the most.

who is she getting marrried to?

Some childhood friend. Click one of the links for all the details.

Hmm...

Who gives a ****?

Tatsu probably gives a ****.

lol

MEDIA FIELD DAY!!

If I was a journalist, there would be no better time to quit than now.

Screw the earthquakes, Egyptian airliners, Tony Blair in Iraq, that India and Pakistan will attend a summit together after years of squabbling, and that NASA landed on f*cking MARS. Britney Spears got married!

It's all fixed for publicity.

who gives a flying f*** on a rolling donut?
not me.

Slutney Spears is just that, a slut. I get sick when kids in my bus start singing her crap. She's some role model....eeecchhhhh!

exactaly my thoughts.

Actually, when I was at work today, they kept saying on the radio that Britney and her husband (gosh, it's weird typing that) are already planning to get an annulment. And they reiterate that neither she nor her husband ( :roll: ) were drunk.

I used to be a fan of Miss Spears (or is it Mrs. Alexander now?) for years, but I think this latest incident has severed my ties with her. She drinks, smokes, has engaged in premarital sex, dabbled in drugs, pierced her nipple . . . This is NOT the Britney I was a fan of a few years ago.

I can only imagine what is going on in the head of that girl. You just know the media is salivating with glee over the press coverage they're anticipating with this.

"Hhmmp! I think the whole idea stinks!" - Vernon, from "Turtles, Turtle, Everywhere"

Well, at least now she knows what she's singing about. :lol:

It's times like these I wish I had a cyanide tablet handy..

I could send you one of mine if you'd like.

I heard on the news that Britney getting married was just a joke that went too far and now she's going for an enulment (sp?).

I like Britney's music but as a person she is one sad little individual. This sort of thing makes her seem even more ridiculous.

Yeah, I heard she already filed for an annulment, also.

Wow, celebrity marriages are so cool and interesting. :roll:

They never last..