Earth almost put on impact alert.
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3517319.stm

How much you want to bet it would have landed in my front yard?

THATS RI-F***ING-DICULOUS! YOU'D THINK AFTER ALL THOSE DAMN CHEESY "METEOR DISASTER" FLICKS, SOMEONE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE PICTURE! DOES BRUCE WILLIS HAVE TO BEAT IT INTO YOUR HEADS?

nah it would have landed on the building i work in. because honestly... this place is a magnet for disaster

there isn't anything to worry about, all we have to do is send up some drillers with a bomb and we'll be fine.

Crisis averted... for now.

*dun-dun-dunnnn*

Does it not disturb anyone that giant space rocks with the power to end life as we know it are zipping through our orbit unchecked?

I've heard in like some twenty odd years something out there is gonna smash into the earth and destroy it. I guess if it is true, government is keeping it under wraps.

The government is too busy paying itself to be concerned with the end of the world.

hehe
 

Probably true...if so, how sad for us all. Oh well. :P

It would be a nice way to go out by being hit by a meteor bigger than our planet, Dragonball Z Movie 8 style (that's the Brolly one).

If the Earth was like Dragonball Z, I would want a giant meteor to slam into it.

http://kittie.onlinecomics.biz/dbz.gif

I dunno, what's the best way to die?

a) Death my Meteor
b) Being absorbed into a praying mantis
c) Eaten by a giant pink marshmallow

Uhhmm...

d) Being eaten by Unicron. :goof:

Being smothered to death by puppies is the best way to go.

Oh, I dunno...I like puppies so I might like that death. :lol:

Yeah, puppies sound nice...

Best....Death...Ever.

Worst death: Being skinned to death and then dunked into a pool of lemon juice. :evilgrin:

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If the Earth was Dragonball Z I would have much more fun methinks...I crave some adventure. Plus the earth-shattering explosions by throwing powerballs into ugly invincible aliens would be exhilarating IMO. Hey, a guy can have totally wacked out wishes... :evilgrin: