Favorite TMNT Quotes
 

Heyheyhey!
For my humanities class, I need to make an illuminated manuscript and it needs to be of a quote. So I'm asking all you turtle fans for a BIG favor.

What are some of the best quotes you know from TMNT? It can be show, comic, anything TMNT.

Thanks!

The thing that Don says in the begining of the first old episode....I think it was "Chill out homeboy!"

Krang: "How many times are you imbecils going to fail me?!"
Bebop: "Oh lots more times boss."
Rocksteady: "Yeah, we ain't the least bit tired."
-Super Rocksteady and Mighty Bebop

Shredder: "You morons! Can't you do anything right?!"
Bebop: "Well I thought we screamed pretty good."
-Adventures in Turtle Sitting

Rocksteady: "Are you at least going to tell us why we're filling balloons with hydrogen?"
Shredder: "Stop asking stupid questions and do your job! ... Krang, why are they filling balloons with Hydrogen?"
Adventures in Turtle Sitting

Krang: "My beautiful body! Ruined! And it's all your fault Shredder! You'd just better hope the damage is covered by the warrenty!"
-Krangenstein lives!

Shredder: "All the foot soldiers have been destroyed?! Blast those turtles! One of these days I'm going to send them a bill for all these robot parts!"
-Usagi Yojimbo

Krang "Oh you certainly have a way with words Shredder."
Shredder: "Well, actually I always wanted to be a writer. Being a ruthless conqueror was my second choice."
-Take me to your Leader

Krang: "Morons, I'm surrounded by morons!"
The Dimension X Story

Raphael: "Not only is he from Ancient Japan but from another dimension so naturally he speaks English."
-Usagi Yojimbo

Bebop: "hehe this is a real great plan boss!"
Rocksteady: "Oh, yeah I love this plan! Umm, what was it again?"
Shredder: "The plan is, you pathetic peons, is to kidnap Princess Mallory and randsom her for the lidium 90."
-April's Fool

Shredder: "What humilation! The future ruler of the universe reduced to eating chinese take out!"
-Turtle Terminator

Krang: "I want that robot!"
Shredder: "Now Krang, you can't have everything you see on tv."
-Attack of Big Macc

Krang: "Wait! Did you see that?"
Shredder: "It's called a neck, something I'm sure you'd love to have."
Krang: "Ooh! Just because I'm all brain doesn't mean I don't have feelings!"
-Attack of Big Macc

Ok, here's a couple of my favorite movie Raphie stuff:
"Damn!"

"Cricket? You gotta know what a crumpet is to know cricket."

"Let's do it eh?"




(new toon Raphie:)
"What dya get when ya cross a chicken with a turtle?"
"Mikey."

ahhh brain aint workin tonite....

Rocksteady- I can't wait to beat up the toitles!

Shredder- Knowing you, you'd get beat up BY the turtles...

Rocksteady- Who cares.. as long as somebody gets beat up!

Villain : "Who's the most dangerous Super-Villain you've ever fought?"
Raphael : "I dunno, but you're easily the most annoying"
-Michaelangelo meets bugman again

Krang : How dare that woman accuse me, the mighty Krang, ruler of Dimension X, of stealing her dopy ring?
Shredder : So you didn't do it?
Krang : Of course I did, I just don't like her accusing me of it
-Shreeka's revenge

Rocksteady : You can count on us boss!
Shredder : As long as you can count on your fingers
-A real snow job

Anything Tatsu ever said.

Raph: They don't pay me enough to take this kind of abuse

(Turtles in an icy sewer)
Leo: Hey fellas, it's April!
Raph: It's about time! I've had it with January!
- take me to your leader

Bebop: Ow, that smarts!
Raph: Enjoy it, pig-face! That's the only kind of "smarts" you'll ever have!
- sky turtles

Casey: All I wanna know is, when do I get to break something?
- Corporate raiders from dimension x

well....read my sig...and u've got mine....also from the new toon
Krang: I hate walking on my tenticals
Utrom 2: Oh, Shut up Krang!!!

Awww! I was gonna say that one! :trazz: It's one of my faves too! :kgrin:

Here's another good one from movie #1:

Danny: "No don't shoot!"
Raph: *Looking at his sai* "I don't think it's loaded kid!"
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From Movie #2:
Mikey: "It's like, video games in 3-D!" I like it 'cause it's before video games were in 3D :trazz: