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FLYING SHARK vs. FLYING CROCODILE!!!!!!
Okay, so there's this thing going on currently on Adult Swim about who would win in a battle between a flying shark and a flying crocodile. Just curious to hear what you all have to say on the matter. :goof:
I cast my lot with the crocodile -- given the pictures on Adult Swim, the crocodile's anthropomorphic in more ways than one, like Leatherhead with feathered wings. The shark, on the other hand, has a jetpack and some muscular arms, but that's about it, so I imagine the croc would have the advantage because he could bring the pain with three more appendages. Plus someone on the Adult Swim boards pointed out that sharks can't breathe out of water, so that also puts the shark at a disadvantage. And here's another fact for you: sharks can't stop moving, because if they do they die. So really all the crocodile has to do is get him in a bear hug or something and it's ooooover. Your thoughts? |
The reason a shark can't stop moving is because it'd sink to the bottom of the ocean I believe...so no worries there
But I reckon considering the size of an alligator's jaws and how quick they can move them he'd be in with a good chance up close But I've never heard of adult swim or whatever so I have no idea :lol: |
No, it can't stop moving because then it wouldn't be able to breathe.
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Yeah, but if it's out of water it probably can't breathe anyway...unless it can breathe out of water, in which case maybe it could stop moving and still be okay. If not, the croc's still got this one in the bag.
And Adult Swim is just the "adult" cartoon lineup on Cartoon Network. Doesn't really affect the question itself in any way. :) |
I fail to see the humor in this.
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Sharks are sweet. Shark win. Story.
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The shark can't breathe out of water....
But DAMN he's got a jetpack... |
So wait wait... if a shark dies if it stops moving, how does it sleep??
I though croc right away anyways. It can do things out of water as well as on land. |
Crocodile since it would just bite the sharks head off
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Dude, I just watched that Croc vs. Shark thing on Discovery channel. But this is a whole new ball game, but I gotta vote for my reptilian friend.
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Oh easily gotta give this one to... (Oh come on you had to of seen this coming) Rob Van Dam.
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im gonna go with the shark.
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Yeah. I'm with you GK. Rob Van Dam would kick both their butts! just one 5-Star Frog Splash for both of them and it's over! |
Kail...i missed the end of the discovery thing...which won that?
My vote is the shark...hundreds of serrated teeth...mmmmm |
*hums "Jaws" theme* There's my vote right there! :lol:
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**** yeah, flying crocodile.
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It would seem that great white sharks are fully capable of becoming airborn without wings. :o |
*thinks of Hammer Head from the Maxx when she reads this* "Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood" X.x I say Shark
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I cast my vote for the croc, but he has to be careful, I know many a woman who would make shoes or a hand bag out of him...
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