Raphael's new trick.
 

Leonardo meditates on the floor next to the couch, Mikey is sitting in the arm chair reading a comic, Don is sitting at the coffee table fixing a television. Raphael walks in, on his left hand he's wearing a black glove with no fingers, thus all his fingers are showing. There's a forth hole for a dummy finger, now it looks like Raph has four fingers. He holds a large knife in his right hand. Raph sits on the couch, above Leonardo.

Raphael: Leo, do you wanna see my new trick?
Leonardo: (Meditates).
Raphael: Ah, Mike, Mike, do you wanna see my new trick?
Michelangelo: No, I'm busy with my comics.
Raphael: Donny?
Donatello: No I don't, Raphael, I'm working on something more important, actually.
Raphael: Look! Watch my trick you bastards or I'll kill you!

Raphael raises the knife and chops off one of the four fingers, leaving him with only three, but then blood spirts out of the gap where the finger used to be.

Raphael: Brillient, hey!..................... Oh dear, wrong finger. (Gets up and runs off, holding his hand) AHHHHH! AHHH! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Leonardo looks down, Raphael's severed finger fell between his legs.

Leonardo: Hey, Raphael! Raphael! I think you cut off one of your fingers!

((Will no one contribute?))

((Ummm, right........ :-? )

:lol: :lol: :lol:

i dont know how to conribute to that
but it sur is funny as all hell
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Donatello rushes after Raphael, Michelangelo holds the severd finger while Leo gets some ice.

Michelangelo: Hey, semsei, pull my finger. Ah, I mean Raphael's finger.

"I don't even want to KNOW what's going on in here!" Mars said, as she entered the room with a football in her hands. "...Okay...I'll just be...slowly backing out of the door now...and I'll see you guys when the insanity has subsided. LATER!!!" She then darted out the door, which caused the cloth of her black mask to go fluttering behind her as she ran down the sewer back to her home, where she entered the room and slammed the door shut behind her, panting as she rested her shelled back on the door. "Whew...."

Leonardo runs up to Mikey and Splinter with the ice.

Leonardo: Quick, where's the finger!

Michelangelo turns around, Raphael's finger is stuffed up Mikey's nostril.

Leonardo: Mikey!
Michelangelo: What? (Sniffs) Ah, Raph's finger smells funny, what was he doing with it.

(Elsewhere)

Donatello has wrapped Raphael's hand and given him some painkillers. With his good hand Raphael scratches his butt.

((For some reason, this is starting to remind me of a certain episode of the simpsons))

((Musta missed that episode))

:lol: :lol:
this is great.... its going absolutly nowhere, but its funny!
keep it up. :lol:

He is copying an episode of "Beavis & Butthead"

where Beavis had his finger cut-off by a power tool...

Butthead had said
"Beavis, your finger smells like @$$... what did you do with it?"

later,... at the end of the episode, his finger was re-attached...
but, Beavis just broke it off again by sticking it up his nose...

JW,...
I know this is probably funny to you,...
but Raph is NOT stupid like "Beavis"

next time-- come up w/ your own funny material
and cut-off Raph's hand or something...

this was used before...

What your doing is Not funny,... At All

Hey man, leave Jarrah ths frick alone. He was just joking around; this was meant to be a funny RPG, I suppose. If you have a problem with that, then leave.

Jarrah White; You have a sick sense of humour. That is all. :tsweatdr:

((OOC: RYO! Don't be rude! Like Kenai said, he was just doing this for fun.))