Yo mama!
 

I know these are really bad jokes, but just for fun post your best "yo mama" jokes.


Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

:lol: I've actually never heard that one before.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, she made Skittles.

The typical mom joke.

Yo Mamma so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.

Yo mama's so fat, she needs a watch for 4 different time zones.

Yo mamma's so fat, skinny people do laps around her for excersise.

Yo mamma's so fat, NASA lauched a satelite around her

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own govener.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. :lol:

yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her underwear on the drive way.

Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets. :P

yo mama's like a shotgun. Once cocked, she blows.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge, and chose Jif. :roll:

Yo mama's like a door knob -- everyone gets a turn.

Yo Mama's like the village bike - everyone gets a ride

:lol: Aaaahahaha Doom's is the best so far

You've probably heard my contribution before but:

Yo mama's so fat the weighing scales said 'to be continued'

Yo mama is so fat, she was laying out at the beach and everyone thought she was a beached whale.

Man, we're all forgetting a classic:

Yo mama wears army boots

"Your mother was a hamster."

Yo mama got a wooden leg with a kick stand.

Now THAT'S a classic! :lol:

Yo moma is so fat, that last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.