Splinter's Vacation
 

((Okay, I dunno whether this will work or not, but I think Splinter needs a vacation! The poor rat is soon to be going bald with all the stresses we put him through in our RPGs! So here's another RPG...rules are, Splinter must not be given any migraines. Let the guy have a good time! Do whatever the heck you want to everyone else, just let Splinter have his relaxation.))

*Splinter has called his 4 sons into his study. They are nervously waiting before him*

Sp: I've asked you here to let you know that I'll be going on a vacation. I'll be gone for at least two weeks. I hope that you will conduct yourselves appropriately during my absence.

((but its so much FUN!!!))

*snicker* so much for that...

(( :lol: Behave appropriately? That'll be the day. Wonder how many are planning a party right now? Hey SC, can Splinter have a migraine when he comes back?))

((I don't see why not. His vacation is to get away from it all, not to change it all so when he gets back it will be better.))

Leo *gulps*: A vacation Master Splinter?

Sp: Yes, I need some time to myself. Time to relax and enjoy life. ~And to get away from you 4 before I go bonkers.~

Raph: So who's in charge while you're gone?

Sp: You're all old enough to know how to behave, I see no need to put any of you in charge.

TC: *listening through the door* ooooh... heh heh... splinter without the distraction of his sons... *snickers and sneaks off into the sewers, formulating a plan*

((OKay, I'm tossing myself into the story because I'm not sure how else to give Splinter a vacation. Lets also assume there's no direct relationship between this thread and ATFT.))

Mike: ~Sweet! Two weeks of no Splinter and Leo can't do a thing about it!~ Don't worry Sensei, we won't let you down!

Sp: I'm sure everything will be fine. All I ask is that you keep up your practice, and be sure to at least clean before I get back.

Don: Where exactly are you going?

Sp: Well, Skeletoncrew apparently has a nice secluded place. She's invited me to stay with her. She should be here soon to pick me up.

Leo: Skeletoncrew? Are you sure that's a good idea Master?

Sp: I don't see why not. She's a nice young lady.

Leo: Well its just that, she's a little, oh how should I put this? Lusty.

*The other turtles snort and supress laughter*

Sp *raising an eyebrow*: Are you implying that she may be a danger to my virtue?

Absolutely! *quickly covers mouth, trying to hide her grin*

Sp *slight glare*: I can assure you that I'm quite impervious to the wiles of young women.

Not from what I know....*slinks away to the next room*

*Enters the lair* Hey Machias! Is Splinter ready?

*shrugs* I dunno...you'd better not get him drunk...I've still got the pics and stuff from the first time, which he still doesnt know about... *gives SC a dubious look*

*Laughs* Oh, don't worry about Splinter! I'm not going to coerce him into doing anything he doesn't want to! I'm just gonna give him the run of my house, grounds, and library. We may take a couple of small side trips as well, it all depends upon what he wants to do.

*Splinter and the others enter the room* Sp: Ah, hello Skeletoncrew!

Hi Splinter! Are you all set?

Sp: Yes, I do believe I am. Leonardo and Donatello, would you be kind enough to take my bags out to the car?

Leo/Don: Of course.

Did you remember to pack your swimsuit?

*runs in carrying a small box*

Here Splinter. It's a coming home present. So, don't open it until you are on your way back home. *steps back and grins*

Don: *as they carry Splinters bags* Do we know her?

Leo: Yea. Thats Terran. She's usually a spectator.

*groan* I sense impending doom... :roll:

I resent that! Unlike some people I don't burn imaginary friends!

Sp *gives Machias a funny look*: Yes I did.

Mike: Do you have a pond or a pool?

I have a pool, jacuzzi, sauna, and several bathtubs large enough for two! I'm a bit of a water fiend.

yeah, a fiend about other peop--things as well... :P

*Glares at Machias* Well, if you're ready, we should get going. Its a bit of a drive.

Sp: Certainly. *Turns to his students* I hope you will do well in my absense, please don't burn the place down. *smiles slightly*

Don't worry sensei, we'll make sure they don't. *smirks*

((BTW, I'll be leaving for Portland in the morning, so I won't be posting again until Friday night at the earliest. Feel free to play with this thread while I'm gone.))
They'll probably just singe the place slightly.

*Splinter sighs and they turn to leave*

Oh! I almost forgot, here's my home #, and my cellphone # in case you need to get ahold of us! *Holds out a piece of paper*