The Ultimate Choice
 

A very controversial subject, one might say.

Oh my God, I hate you!!! Ninjas AND Asian Women?! Argh! Um......................ASIAN WOMEN!

He asks as though he dosen't know what we will choose.

ASIAN WOMEN!

Wow, look what those two picked! What a surprise!

Well, if Asian women weren't on there, what would you choose?

um... so i suppose Asian Ninja-Femme Robo-Pirates are out of the question?

I'd choose ninjas if asian women weren't on there, of course.

ninja's all the way.... they just kick so much ass...

WELL then, mr. reptilian.

Have you ever seen a ninja destroy a universe? Or shoot someone in the head with and atomic raygun? Or make you food right out of his stomach? Or clean dishes? Or speak a billion languages? Or crush a skyscraper in one foul swoop?

I have seen robots do all of these things, plus:

read books ridiculously fast
pick any lock ever made
plant bombs
clean up my room
and many others

I have spoken.

what happens if I say I HAVE seen a ninja do these things? what then Mr.Hobbit?? hmmm, what then? :blanksta:

Pirates speak the best. Hands down.

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Ninjas shall rule the world
whether they be flaming or non-flaming, Turtle or Gaiden, Bad or good
Ninjas shall rule the world
As it is, and As it shall be forever
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NINJAS RULE!!!
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8)

whats this for?

Pirates.

And, what the hell? No zombies?

Robots of course. Transformers anyone?

Ninja's...pirate's...ninja's...pirate's...

AAAAAAAAAAH help! I can't choose! :sick:

NINJAS? You're all biased! Pirates are the rulers of this world!

Until a giant robot steps on them.

Damn. You got me.

i still want asian ninja-femme robo-pirates.


i won't settle for anything less!