While I was reading this thread, a junk mail popped up with the title 'Libido Chocolate', which would make a good user name, so I ran it through the generator:
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php
and got...
Zang! Who is that, running along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Libido Chocolate, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She howls ominously:
"I'm going to spank you so thoroughly, you'll age fifty years!!"