What is your Battle Cry?

[Dinogrrl]

While I was reading this thread, a junk mail popped up with the title 'Libido Chocolate', which would make a good user name, so I ran it through the generator:

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

and got...


Zang! Who is that, running along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Libido Chocolate, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She howls ominously:

"I'm going to spank you so thoroughly, you'll age fifty years!!"

[Reznorite420]

You already know Reznorite420...

Real Name: "I'm going to bruise you in such an inhumane manner, you will wake up from the Matrix!" (but I HATE the Matrix!)

Crendowing (an older username of mine): "I'm going to clobber you like it's a new extreme sport!!"

Python_Junkie: "I'm going to brutalize you beyond capacity, and then some!!"

KrangUberAlles (AIM name): "For the love of beatings, no flesh shall be spared!!!"

[Dr. Doom]

My war/battle cry is the sound Colussus makes in the old X-Men Arcade game when you use his mutant powers.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"

[Bowser_Koopa]

you should read the first post

[Demonfox38]

Sprinting out of the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Allison! And she gives a cruel roar:

"I'm seriously going to spank you in such an inhumane manner, it will be a new form of crime!!"

. . .yeah, my first name is Allison.

[Dr. Doom]

No, I'd much rather be living in my own little bubble. Frankly, I could care less what the topic really is. The fact of the matter is, my war/battle cry is the sound Colossus makes in the old X-Men Arcade Game when you use his mutant powers. -=Folds arms, contented, and nods=-

[Dr. Doom]

Upon further inspection of the first post, I incedentally found it to be rather delightful.



For Dr. Doom:
Lo! Who is that, skulking through the tundra! It is Dr. Doom, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He roars homicidally:

"Doom is going to clobber you until you spontaneously degenerate, then bake cookies!!"
(I added the Doom, yes)

For my name, Alex:
Skulking on the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Alex! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to flog you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!"

For my AIM Name Tobias Fenrir:
Skulking on the fields, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Tobias Fenrir! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!"
(Not there tho)


Heh....meat hammer...

[Kameko]

This is hilarious! Rather sick, but hilarious!

Kameko:
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking along the steppes! It is Kameko, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a spectacular bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!"

Emerald (Mighty Ducks):
Skulking over the wasteland, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Emerald! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to [bleep] you into the danger zone, and throw you out the airplane door!!"

Ink (see sig):
Zang! Who is that, stalking amidst the terrain! It is Ink, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful howl, her voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"

Real Name:
Who is that, rampaging through the freeway! It is Jessica, hands clutching a meaty axe! She grunts gutterally:

"I'm going to contort you with such wanton cruelty, Buddha will explode!!"

Full (Real) Name:
Rampaging amidst the hotel lobby, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh [Full Name]! And she gives a mighty scream:

"I'm going to [bleep] you until the sun burns out, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"


That last one scares me...

[Mars-Chan]

And it should, Kameko....it scares ME!!!! And I don't scare easily.....


BTW, Hiiiii Emerald!
(Think...where have you seen me before? *coughs* Ariel Raye *Coughs*)

[Anarky]

mine was way to dull or ne. i prefer my own one (the one i actually use in a fight.

"You have no idea who you're [bleep]ING WITH!!!" and then...let's say: Rock 'n' Roll.

[Blaze DTGG]

I am going to try several names.. just because its fun

Blaze:
Zang! Who is that, striding over the mini-mall parking lot! It is Blaze, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, her voice cometh:


"I'm going to pound you all the way to Bangladesh!"

Blaze DTGG:
Sprinting out of the cliffs, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Blaze DTGG! And she gives a mighty bellow

"I'm going to torment you all the way to Chung-Chong-Buk-Do!!!"

Other online name:
Lo! Who is that, stalking over the wasteland! It is Silvyraven, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!"


Other online name:

Lo! Who is that, sprinting along the terrain! It is Silvanna RavenWing, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She grunts homicidally:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I plunder like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

Real Name

Rampaging over the terrain, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh (name removed) And she gives a gutteral cry:

"I'm going to bruise you with such disregard for common sense, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"

Real Name modified:

Skulking along the desert, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Blaze (real last name deleted)! And she gives a spectacular roar:

"Hail the blood-letting! I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"


Ok.. yeah.. these fit.. I likes em

[Kameko]

Originally Posted by Mars

BTW, Hiiiii Emerald!
(Think...where have you seen me before? *coughs* Ariel Raye *Coughs*)

I know who you are, Ariel... You goober.