Worst Movie(s) you have seen?

[miru]

Alice in Wonderland (2010, direct-to-video). It has worse animation than Johnny Test, horrible public domain radio play audio, hideous character designs, the whole enchilada of hell. It's truly dire.

Honorary mentions:

*Oz: The Great and Powerful
*Wrath of the Titans
*Ratatoing
*Tentacolino
*Cinderella 2
*Animal Soccer World

[Storm Eagle]

Originally Posted by Krutch

Here's the thing about Suckerpunch... What did people expect this movie to be? Because a TON of people i've spoke to about this all have the same conversation with me:

"Suckerpunch was garbage! It looked so awesome in the trailers..."
"Well, what were you expecting?"
"I don't know. The trailers looked awesome. Hot girls, mechs, dragons, steampunk nazis..."
"Yeah. And the movie didn't have that in spades?"
"Well, yeah, it did but it all sucked!"
"I'll ask again, what were you expecting?"
"...I don't know.."
"Were you seriously expecting a good story that combines all those elements? And directed by Zack Snyder?"
"Obviously not."
"So...?"
"...I don't know!"

It baffles me, I guess. Did I like it? Myeh. For what it was, it was fine. Kinda fun. I mean in the first 20 minutes we got two music videos, that was pretty different and interesting. Zach's a great visual storyteller(and not much else, to be honest) so I thought this movie only played to his strengths.

Bah. Sorry for the rant I'm not trying to defend the movie; to each their own. But I'm just curious how SO many people were disappointed with it. I just don't know what else they could have expected other than what they got.

Well there are people who liked it. I, as well as some others, are just not in that camp. It's just a matter of personal taste.

Originally Posted by miru

Alice in Wonderland (2010, direct-to-video). It has worse animation than Johnny Test, horrible public domain radio play audio, hideous character designs, the whole enchilada of hell. It's truly dire.

I did like the designs of the queen's soldiers though.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Bad movies? How about Wolf Creek? Boring, predictable, uninspired. I know it was supposedly based on a true story from Australia, but the entire movie was just painful to watch.

And as much as I hate to bash any Marvel movie- X-Men: The Last Stand. That movie could have been so great, but they utterly dropped the ball on the Phoenix sub-plot. Angel's part of the movie was decent, and I liked the will-she/won't-she aspect with Rogue and the mutant "cure", and even the stuff with Leech and Magneto's force, (though I didn't like their version of Spike).

X-Men: First Class was more of the same. I went in with high hopes, only to see characters misused, misplaced in time/place, and even killed off prematurely or in ways that made no sense. Darwin could survive in SPACE with no oxygen, and in the presence of all sorts of powerful energies- and he can't handle Shaw redirecting and amplifying Havok's power? Get real. That should never have happened. Also, their "Angel" is too confusing. I kept thinking they were using Pixie, as she has the same powers, and is far better known. It also made it over-complicated to use the same name as another character who also has wings- THE "Angel" from Last Stand- Warren Worthington. It made no sense to me. There was little development of anyone but Charles and Eric, so most of the other characters seemed pointless. The ONE thing that I liked was the backstory between Charles and Mystique, and the addition of Azazel (who became Nightcrawler's father!).

[Krutch]

Originally Posted by ObiWanFan4life

On the subject of video game movies, House of the, Dead maybe one of the worst ever made. It was poorly acted, sloppily written, and horribly shot.

Yeah, but...



Gets a pass.

[miru]

Originally Posted by Storm Eagle

Well there are people who liked it. I, as well as some others, are just not in that camp. It's just a matter of personal taste.



I did like the designs of the queen's soldiers though.

I didn't mean the Tim Burton one, I meant This obscure direct to video version.

[BabyTurtles]

worst movies that I actually payed to watch in a theatre.

animated: hotel transylvania

it was just all over the place....and too cheesy.

live-action: the last airbender

.....ugh....do I have to say why?

[Storm Eagle]

Originally Posted by miru

I didn't mean the Tim Burton one, I meant This obscure direct to video version.

Okay then that does look bad.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Originally Posted by Krutch

Yeah, but...



Gets a pass.

True, but that just shows how screwed your movie is when THAT'S the only noteworthy thing about it.

Baby Genuises 3 (Direct to DVD) - You might think I'm trolling and making this one up.....I'm not. This actually exists, and it's even WORSE than the first two movies. And if you had the misfortune of watching those you know that's saying something.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

And as long as we're on the subject of bad video game movies- Super Mario Brothers. Need I say more? But at least we'll always have the first Tomb Raider movie and the first Mortal Kombat.

[chrisdude]

Originally Posted by ObiWanFan4life

Baby Genuises 3 (Direct to DVD) - You might think I'm trolling and making this one up.....I'm not. This actually exists, and it's even WORSE than the first two movies. And if you had the misfortune of watching those you know that's saying something.

Oh, but the first one was so charming!

[Mzx10484]

The NeverEnding Story, part 3 !

[Candy Kappa]

Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

Also, their "Angel" is too confusing. I kept thinking they were using Pixie, as she has the same powers, and is far better known. It also made it over-complicated to use the same name as another character who also has wings- THE "Angel" from Last Stand- Warren Worthington.

Her name is Angel, not a codename like Warren. Angel Salvadore.

Her backstory is completely changed from the comics from abused teen runaway to stripper but it is the film version of her, not to mention she should be in a modern day setting as she joins Xavier's Institute after Wolverine saves her from the U-Men.

What was cool with Angel (and Beak) was that they weren't pretty supermodel looking or heroic muscley like the average X-Man, but was among the rather unfortunate mutants as she had to digest her food like a fly and had fly wings. Beak, a fellow student she got romantically involved with and gad children with had chicken features.

She did after M-Day become pretty like the rest on Marvel's superheroes, and is now a member of the New Warriors as Tempest.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

Bad movies? How about Wolf Creek? Boring, predictable, uninspired. I know it was supposedly based on a true story from Australia, but the entire movie was just painful to watch.

And as much as I hate to bash any Marvel movie- X-Men: The Last Stand. That movie could have been so great, but they utterly dropped the ball on the Phoenix sub-plot. Angel's part of the movie was decent, and I liked the will-she/won't-she aspect with Rogue and the mutant "cure", and even the stuff with Leech and Magneto's force, (though I didn't like their version of Spike).

X-Men: First Class was more of the same. I went in with high hopes, only to see characters misused, misplaced in time/place, and even killed off prematurely or in ways that made no sense. Darwin could survive in SPACE with no oxygen, and in the presence of all sorts of powerful energies- and he can't handle Shaw redirecting and amplifying Havok's power? Get real. That should never have happened. Also, their "Angel" is too confusing. I kept thinking they were using Pixie, as she has the same powers, and is far better known. It also made it over-complicated to use the same name as another character who also has wings- THE "Angel" from Last Stand- Warren Worthington. It made no sense to me. There was little development of anyone but Charles and Eric, so most of the other characters seemed pointless. The ONE thing that I liked was the backstory between Charles and Mystique, and the addition of Azazel (who became Nightcrawler's father!).

Speaking of crappy X-Men movies, let's not forget to mention these gems:

[Candy Kappa]

Generation X was amazing, best Emma Frost ever. And Banshee... Dear lord, that movie.

Wolverine Origins is just a mess on so many levels.

[chrisdude]

I haven't seen Generation X since it debuted on television. I actually remember it pretty well, and I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT. I even got a Skin action figure because of that movie. He had long arms and his fingers stretched out. I brought it to after-school care, but the other kids didn't know who he was.

[FlogginMcMurryZombiePizza]

Recent bad movies were the two zombie movies Danny Trejo was in.
Rise of the Zombies
Zombie Hunter.

Uughh

[Jester]

Cold Fusion. When a character says "Electoralmagnetic Pulse Weapon." you know it's a bad movie.

[CyberCubed]

World War Z.

The Last of Us was better.

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

In the theater? "The Fountain" was definitely a stinker. My then-girlfriend apologized to me repeatedly for taking me to it. Slow moving, overacting, confusing, supposedly deep-meaning...and no payoff at the end, except that it's finally over.

[raph27]

TMNT 3.
RIPD.
Both Percy Jackson movies. I love the books but the movies are crap.