Worst Movie(s) you have seen?

[ska_lives]

Lets see...worse movie I have ever seen...hmmmmmmm. There are SOOOOOO many that I have and wish that I hadnt seen.
Lets see, lets see....

Dead or Alive, Mosquito, and probably Sharknado are high up on my garbage list.

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by ObiWanFan4life

The, Nostalgia Critic Said it several times in his review.

Ah, I never saw that guy.

[zkarlette]

The last installments of the "another scary movie" franchise and other similar films, Troll 2...

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

Originally Posted by ObiWanFan4life

Bebe's Kids - I'm African American, and I'm offended by how stupid and mean spirited it was.

I once saw a TV ad for it, and I saw some good reviews for it, but that didn't make me want to see it-I've been misled by major critics before. On the Internet Movie Database, there were both very positive and very negative reviews for it. But I guess the best way to judge a movie is how its supposed target audience reacts to it.

[ObiWanFan4life]

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones - It's not the Worst movie I've ever seen (Disaster Movie still holds that title), but it is the most infuriating. The cinematography is horrible, The Characters are morons, the acting is wooden as hell, and the writing is on par with Highlander 2 in terms of laziness. It should have been titled " The Mortal Plagiarists: City of Hacks" because It steals scenes, plot elements and characters from countless other movies like: Harry Potter, X-Men, Stargate, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Star Wars, and Twilight just to name a few. It's an lifeless movie based off a lifeless book.

[Gabriel GP]

I've already seen so many horrible movies in my life, but the ones that I remeber by memory are:

Resident Evil Extinction: The First movie was ok, the second was wierd to say the least, but the third one deserve a oscar as the worst plot that I've seen, my god, what a horrible movie, the plot sucks, the characters are all one-dimensional and have nothing attractive, the worst "zombies" of all times belong to this movie for sure, and 4 and 5 movies are as bad as this one, but after Extinction nothing would surprise me anymore.

A Serbian Movie: To be honest the plot of this movie it's interesting (in a morbid way) but after an hour without hardly anything happens you begin to wonder why this film is considered one of the most controversial of all time. If you are a sensitive person you'll run right the first shocking scene of the movie, and I can assure you that after the first one, things just get worse and worse. But after watch that movie, I realized that I lost almost 2 hours seen

Spoiler:

a guy putting his dick in the most imaginable and unimaginable places

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There's a lot more movies as bad as this 2 but those are the ones that I remember by now.

[blindturtle02]

Originally Posted by zkarlette

The last installments of the "another scary movie" franchise and other similar films, Troll 2...

I think I might have been the only one out of my group of friends who didn't like the Scary Movie franchise. I seriously tried the first one but just wasn't a fan.

Let's see here, bad movies. Went to see something called Alone in The Dark back when that came out in 2005. Didn't really like that one very well. Also tried one called Season of The Witch with Ron Pearlman if anyone's seen that. Then there was Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. I liked the action sceens in that but that's about it. Almost forgot about Wicket Little Things. That's your basic creepy children kind of horror movie. Ya seen one creepy kid movie, ya seen em all. People tell me I should watch The Ring(2002) but creepy kids just don't freak me out. I guess if I could see their spooky stares and beady little eyes, that'd work for me. But no, sorry Village of the Damned kids. Sorry, little girls from The Shining. Go bug Santa or something.

[Storm Eagle]

Originally Posted by blindturtle02

I think I might have been the only one out of my group of friends who didn't like the Scary Movie franchise. I seriously tried the first one but just wasn't a fan.

The first one was great. I gave the second and third ones a chance, but they're not my cup of tea.

[ObiWanFan4life]

The Love Guru - It's excruciating. Racist, juvenile, and painfully unfunny. It damaged the careers of Mike Myers, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Kingsley all in one.

[blindturtle02]

Originally Posted by ObiWanFan4life

The Love Guru - It's excruciating. Racist, juvenile, and painfully unfunny. It damaged the careers of Mike Myers, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Kingsley all in one.

I've honestly never heard of that film until now! Guess there's a very good reason for that. No friend or family member has mentioned it, so it must have slipped under everyone's radar or been terrible enough so people who have seen it tend to make themselves forget it exists. I bet it's the latter.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Originally Posted by blindturtle02

I've honestly never heard of that film until now! Guess there's a very good reason for that. No friend or family member has mentioned it, so it must have slipped under everyone's radar or been terrible enough so people who have seen it tend to make themselves forget it exists. I bet it's the latter.

It's both actually.

[oldmanwinters]

As far as theatrical films go:
Constantine is pretty high up there for me.

[blindturtle02]

Originally Posted by oldmanwinters

As far as theatrical films go:
Constantine is pretty high up there for me.

Woo! I think I really zoned during that one. All I remember is wanting a second Dr Pepper but the movie sapped all my energy so I was unable to move until it ended. Oh yeah, LaBeouf was in that one! Did he do that constant,"Heyheyheyheyheyhey," thing he does when whichever character he's playing gets excited or angry? I don't really remember the film all that well. His hey thing always makes me cringe.

[Dawnatello Turtle Chick]

Originally Posted by blindturtle02

Woo! I think I really zoned during that one. All I remember is wanting a second Dr Pepper but the movie sapped all my energy so I was unable to move until it ended. Oh yeah, LaBeouf was in that one! Did he do that constant,"Heyheyheyheyheyhey," thing he does when whichever character he's playing gets excited or angry? I don't really remember the film all that well. His hey thing always makes me cringe.

Now that I think about it- he really does have a hey, hey, hey crutch! Lol. I guess I hadn't thought about it til now..

[shuriken]

^^ He does the Hey-hey-hey thing in holes and the Transformer movies.
I saw Troll 2 yesterday, just to see if it was as bad as I remember. It's so bad. Everything is terrible with that movie, acting, pacing, costumes, story. Awful.
I can't believe I didn't mention The Love Guru. The lowpoint of Mike Meyer's career. And Timberlake, And Verne Troyer, Kingsley...

[ObiWanFan4life]

Speaking of movies that ruined careers, Master of Disguise was pretty bad too. Way Too many fart jokes, and racial stereotypes.

[shuriken]

^^ Never seen that one. Not sure if I want to. But I just saw Cobra.
Bridgette Nielson looks either bored or constipated throughout the whole movie. It had a body count of about 50 so.... my 12 year old self was happy.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Jack and Jill - Just Painful to watch, especially woth Sandler doing that irritating high pitched voice.

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star: - Juvenile, and jusr as painfully unfunny, with a cheaper budget.

[Jester]

Both the Starving Games and the Hungover Games are down right garbage.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Originally Posted by Jester

Both the Starving Games and the Hungover Games are down right garbage.

Well, as mentioned earlier, those movies got a limited release. With any luck, they'll start releasing these things direct to dvd.....we can only hope.