If you found out the turtles themselves were real...

~~fridaynightdestination~~ · 04-03-2014, 07:49 PM

And they lived in the sewers of New York. I'm not talking random mutant turtles. I'm talking THE TURTLES! Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael. Their same looks (you can picture them how you want) and same personalities. (you can picture whatever turtle personality you want) What would you do? Would you tell everyone you know? Would you keep it yourself? Would you tell anyone at all? Would you try to go and see them? Would you try to tell scientists so they can do experiments on them and get money (if you do this you're sick) Would you try to kill them? (you're sick if you pick this too) Now also, let's just say you had absolute proof. What would you do?

I'm gonna be picturing the 2012 turtles for this, but anyway what I would do is I'd try to get to New York and find the sewers were they live. If I actually found out where they live, I'd try to sneak a peek at them but I'd just quietly peek at a wall. This might sound crazy but I'd try to get a picture of them. So what I would do is I'd look for em, try to get a peek of them, maybe sneak a picture on my phone if they aren't in the dojo training.

So here is a further what if. Let's just say they catch you and Leonardo says "Explain yourself!" Or something along those lines. What then? I'd just say "Hey I don't mean any harm. I'll delete the picture" Then I'd delete it and hope they let me go, and I'd promise I wouldn't tell anyone.

So what would you do if you found out they were real and they lived in the New York sewers? Also, if you did try to see them and they catched you, what then?

*Shark_Blade* · 04-03-2014, 07:58 PM

We're gonna be best buddies of course.

Wake up in the sewer lair, the tv is still on, playing Space Heroes. Mikey is in the kitchen humming to himself, making eggs and bacon for you. Leonardo tells you to brush your teeth, showing off his trademark Colgate Smile™. Raphael pats you on the shoulder and race you to the gym, and on the way you see Donatello installing a brand new laptop in your new room.

*Wildcat* · 04-03-2014, 07:59 PM

It would be awesome. Obviously Id try to meet them but I wouldn't expose them.

If the turtles are real then most likely Shredder is too or some evil villain.

Maybe April too

Id ask them to introduce me to her.

~~fridaynightdestination~~ · 04-03-2014, 08:06 PM

I was thinking, if a human did try to be friends with them, I wonder if they would let you. I think every single Michelangelo would love it, but I don't know about anyone else. I think all the Donatello's would be ok with it, if you were a cute girl Donatello would be all for it, but I'm curious about all the Raphael's and Leonardo's. I think 2012 and 1987 Leonardo would be ok with it, not sure about 2012 and 1987 Raphael. If anyone would be against it would be 2003 and 1990 Raphael. I think 1987 Raphael wouldn't care, but 2003 and 1990 Raph would be against it. I'm not sure about 2012 Raphael.

*CyberCubed* · 04-03-2014, 08:15 PM

I would try to raid their lair.

~~fridaynightdestination~~ · 04-03-2014, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

I would try to raid their lair.

You're crazy.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 04-03-2014, 08:29 PM

I'd try to befriend them, and probably end up spending all my free time with them. Maybe even ask them to teach me. But I'd definitely want to go find them! And I'd invite them to visit me, too, of course.

*Xav* · 04-03-2014, 08:48 PM

I would tell em Viacom owes them a lot of money.

~~fridaynightdestination~~ · 04-03-2014, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

I'd try to befriend them, and probably end up spending all my free time with them. Maybe even ask them to teach me. But I'd definitely want to go find them! And I'd invite them to visit me, too, of course.

I get that this is off topic but I went to the website in your signature and I read "Goodbye Father", not sure if you yourself wrote it, but that was absolutely brilliant! One of the best TMNT fan fics I've read

*snake* · 04-03-2014, 09:12 PM

..............I'd hit on April.............

*Shark_Blade* · 04-03-2014, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

I would try to raid their lair.

They'll destroy your filthy casual ass.

Iroh · 04-03-2014, 09:22 PM

If they were real, I would tell Leo that it is okay to kill when you are protecting loved ones. Then, I will tell him that he needs some katana made from tamahagane or 9260 spring steel so that his swords will never snap again during battle.

*Galactus* · 04-03-2014, 09:31 PM

I'd ask them if they had a good lawyer to get whats owed from out of the profits of the various movies, animated series and boat load of merchandise baring their likeness.

Iroh · 04-03-2014, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Galactus

I'd ask them if they had a good lawyer to get whats owed from out of the profits of the various movies, animated series and boat load of merchandise baring their likeness.

That would be smart! Then, they can afford to get some odor eaters and a lifetime supply of cheese for Splinter and pizza for themselves!

*Shark_Blade* · 04-03-2014, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Iroh

If they were real, I would tell Leo that it is okay to kill when you are protecting loved ones. Then, I will tell him that he needs some katana made from tamahagane or 9260 spring steel so that his swords will never snap again during battle.

Gurl no. You'll need Hattori Hanzo swords.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 04-03-2014, 09:57 PM

Nice one!

Iroh · 04-03-2014, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Shark_Blade

Gurl no. You'll need Hattori Hanzo swords.

http://i.imgur.com/TZSb2Cj.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cacxTme.jpg

Hattori Hanzo swords are from tamahagane. Another name for tamahagane is Nihon kotatsu. Oh, I'm a dude and not a "gurl."

*BabyTurtles* · 04-03-2014, 10:22 PM

I don't know....I guess I'd find them and ask them to take a picture with me........XD

*Powder* · 04-03-2014, 10:24 PM

I dunno, if they're the original movie turtles, I guess I'd try to track them down with a friend or two and bro it up. Eat pizza, share with them some of the raddest kung fu movies I know, and try to get a freestyle cypher going or something.

*turtlefanforever* · 04-03-2014, 10:48 PM

If they made Zac and honorary turtle why not me. Me and Michelangelo would chill eat pizza and watch movies all day. That's the perfect lifestyle.

04-03-2014, 07:49 PM	#1
~~fridaynightdestination~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Michigan Posts: 553	If you found out the turtles themselves were real... And they lived in the sewers of New York. I'm not talking random mutant turtles. I'm talking THE TURTLES! Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael. Their same looks (you can picture them how you want) and same personalities. (you can picture whatever turtle personality you want) What would you do? Would you tell everyone you know? Would you keep it yourself? Would you tell anyone at all? Would you try to go and see them? Would you try to tell scientists so they can do experiments on them and get money (if you do this you're sick) Would you try to kill them? (you're sick if you pick this too) Now also, let's just say you had absolute proof. What would you do? I'm gonna be picturing the 2012 turtles for this, but anyway what I would do is I'd try to get to New York and find the sewers were they live. If I actually found out where they live, I'd try to sneak a peek at them but I'd just quietly peek at a wall. This might sound crazy but I'd try to get a picture of them. So what I would do is I'd look for em, try to get a peek of them, maybe sneak a picture on my phone if they aren't in the dojo training. So here is a further what if. Let's just say they catch you and Leonardo says "Explain yourself!" Or something along those lines. What then? I'd just say "Hey I don't mean any harm. I'll delete the picture" Then I'd delete it and hope they let me go, and I'd promise I wouldn't tell anyone. So what would you do if you found out they were real and they lived in the New York sewers? Also, if you did try to see them and they catched you, what then?

04-03-2014, 07:59 PM	#3
Wildcat Foot Elite Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: AZ Posts: 3,516	It would be awesome. Obviously Id try to meet them but I wouldn't expose them. If the turtles are real then most likely Shredder is too or some evil villain. Maybe April too Id ask them to introduce me to her. __________________ Nothing can survive the will to stay alive, cause if you try, you can do anything.

04-03-2014, 08:29 PM	#7
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	I'd try to befriend them, and probably end up spending all my free time with them. Maybe even ask them to teach me. But I'd definitely want to go find them! And I'd invite them to visit me, too, of course. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

04-03-2014, 09:22 PM	#12
Iroh Stone Warrior Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: United States Posts: 546	If they were real, I would tell Leo that it is okay to kill when you are protecting loved ones. Then, I will tell him that he needs some katana made from tamahagane or 9260 spring steel so that his swords will never snap again during battle. __________________ https://www.youtube.com/yurushiigaming

04-03-2014, 09:57 PM	#16
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Nice one! __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

04-03-2014, 07:58 PM	#2
Shark_Blade Emperor Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,909	We're gonna be best buddies of course. Wake up in the sewer lair, the tv is still on, playing Space Heroes. Mikey is in the kitchen humming to himself, making eggs and bacon for you. Leonardo tells you to brush your teeth, showing off his trademark Colgate Smile™. Raphael pats you on the shoulder and race you to the gym, and on the way you see Donatello installing a brand new laptop in your new room.

04-03-2014, 08:06 PM	#4
~~fridaynightdestination~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Michigan Posts: 553	I was thinking, if a human did try to be friends with them, I wonder if they would let you. I think every single Michelangelo would love it, but I don't know about anyone else. I think all the Donatello's would be ok with it, if you were a cute girl Donatello would be all for it, but I'm curious about all the Raphael's and Leonardo's. I think 2012 and 1987 Leonardo would be ok with it, not sure about 2012 and 1987 Raphael. If anyone would be against it would be 2003 and 1990 Raphael. I think 1987 Raphael wouldn't care, but 2003 and 1990 Raph would be against it. I'm not sure about 2012 Raphael.

04-03-2014, 08:15 PM	#5
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,872	I would try to raid their lair.

04-03-2014, 08:48 PM	#8
Xav Foot Elite Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,045	I would tell em Viacom owes them a lot of money.

04-03-2014, 09:12 PM	#10
snake Disgusting Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Outer Heaven Posts: 12,231	..............I'd hit on April.............

04-03-2014, 09:31 PM	#13
Galactus Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,009	I'd ask them if they had a good lawyer to get whats owed from out of the profits of the various movies, animated series and boat load of merchandise baring their likeness.

04-03-2014, 10:22 PM	#18
BabyTurtles Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,177	I don't know....I guess I'd find them and ask them to take a picture with me........XD __________________

04-03-2014, 10:24 PM	#19
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,955	I dunno, if they're the original movie turtles, I guess I'd try to track them down with a friend or two and bro it up. Eat pizza, share with them some of the raddest kung fu movies I know, and try to get a freestyle cypher going or something.

04-03-2014, 10:48 PM	#20
turtlefanforever Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 3,098	i'd meet up if i could If they made Zac and honorary turtle why not me. Me and Michelangelo would chill eat pizza and watch movies all day. That's the perfect lifestyle.