Imagine you were the last person on earth. - Page 2

*CyberCubed* · 04-10-2014, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ZariusTwo

At least people would finally stop f*cking up my favourite comic book characters, and all my written fanfiction afterwards would become official canon by default.

This actually made me laugh harder than it should have. Jesus.

*Mr._Mutant_Man* · 04-10-2014, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Peanut

Some of these answers tell a lot about the mentally and emotional maturity of some of you.

Listen, just because I'd spend my time as the last person on Earth writing a movie script filled with fart jokes no one would ever hear or see...

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 04-12-2014, 07:18 PM

And porn- don't forget porn! You could watch as much as you wanted, and who would ever complain??! You guys were all thinking it, I know you were.

Me, though, I think I'd also go around freeing all the animals in the zoos everywhere, too- because I'd hate to see them all starve with no one around to feed or care for them. New York, London, and D.C. would soon be teeming with wild critters roaming loose.... Hmm, could I find a way to free Shamu? Now THERE'S a challenge! The hard part might be trying not to get eaten in the process.

RaphAndDonnie · 04-12-2014, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

Hmm, could I find a way to free Shamu? Now THERE'S a challenge! The hard part might be trying not to get eaten in the process.

Why am I picturing a horror version of "Free Willie" ?

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 04-12-2014, 07:26 PM

LOL! I meant by all the other animals- I imagine the lions and such would be rather hungry after a day or two....

Lou 500 · 06-30-2014, 05:35 PM

Try to survive, I guess. I'd raid shops for non-perishables and try to set about catching my own food while at least taking compfort in the knowledge that I can still use the abandoned utilities to live a relatively modern life.

I'd keep doing this while I eventually go insane from the absence of other humans and resort to trying to integrate with groups of animals to cope with the loneliness.

~~Leo656~~ · 06-30-2014, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

And porn- don't forget porn! You could watch as much as you wanted, and who would ever complain??! You guys were all thinking it, I know you were.

((Raises Hand)) I damn sure was.

...I just found this thread today.

*pennydreadful* · 07-01-2014, 05:17 AM

If I was the last person on earth, I would never bother putting on a pair of pants again.

*Prowler* · 07-01-2014, 05:33 AM

I'd be shocked and wondering what the hell had happened.

It's a very depressing scenario.

Vivi · 07-01-2014, 05:58 AM

Find a generator. Get a dog or two. Learn how to shoot a gun. Radio messages in case I wasn't actually the last person. Grow a garden. Go to Bill Murray's house. Think twice about artificially inseminating myself?

*Slade* · 07-08-2014, 07:34 AM

Well, if I was actually the last person on earth, not just THINK I am, but actually am, then yeah, I probably would kill myself. What would be the point of doing anything really? Yeah, you could travel and see places you haven't before, but then what? You can't share those experiences with anyone. Yeah, you could go and have whatever you wanted, but a lot of material possessions are to be shown off. Can't show off to anyone. You're alone.

I'm male, so no artificial insemination for me. Though, I guess someone could go find some research facility where they clone people and activate it. Idk, I really just think I'd go ahead and kill myself.

pingclang · 07-08-2014, 09:39 AM

Find the fastest car I could find that had the keys inside and haul ass. Everywhere. Never drive below 70 again.

*snake* · 07-08-2014, 09:52 AM

Walk around, think about why this could've happened, look for others, and be overall depressed.

*Refractive Reflections* · 07-08-2014, 01:56 PM

If anybody wanted a sobering perspective of it, National Geographic answered the question in "Aftermath: Population Zero":

04-12-2014, 07:18 PM	#23
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	And porn- don't forget porn! You could watch as much as you wanted, and who would ever complain??! You guys were all thinking it, I know you were. Me, though, I think I'd also go around freeing all the animals in the zoos everywhere, too- because I'd hate to see them all starve with no one around to feed or care for them. New York, London, and D.C. would soon be teeming with wild critters roaming loose.... Hmm, could I find a way to free Shamu? Now THERE'S a challenge! The hard part might be trying not to get eaten in the process. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

04-12-2014, 07:26 PM	#25
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	LOL! I meant by all the other animals- I imagine the lions and such would be rather hungry after a day or two.... __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

07-01-2014, 05:17 AM	#28
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07-01-2014, 05:58 AM	#30
Vivi Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Ninja HQ, Moon Posts: 1,076	Find a generator. Get a dog or two. Learn how to shoot a gun. Radio messages in case I wasn't actually the last person. Grow a garden. Go to Bill Murray's house. Think twice about artificially inseminating myself? __________________ "I can't believe this place...it's all so horrible."

07-08-2014, 07:34 AM	#31
Slade god status Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Louisiana Posts: 3,291	Well, if I was actually the last person on earth, not just THINK I am, but actually am, then yeah, I probably would kill myself. What would be the point of doing anything really? Yeah, you could travel and see places you haven't before, but then what? You can't share those experiences with anyone. Yeah, you could go and have whatever you wanted, but a lot of material possessions are to be shown off. Can't show off to anyone. You're alone. I'm male, so no artificial insemination for me. Though, I guess someone could go find some research facility where they clone people and activate it. Idk, I really just think I'd go ahead and kill myself. __________________ Do not concern yourself with what I've already done: rather tremble at the thought of what I am about to do. Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=48140

06-30-2014, 05:35 PM	#26
Lou 500 Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 478	Try to survive, I guess. I'd raid shops for non-perishables and try to set about catching my own food while at least taking compfort in the knowledge that I can still use the abandoned utilities to live a relatively modern life. I'd keep doing this while I eventually go insane from the absence of other humans and resort to trying to integrate with groups of animals to cope with the loneliness.

07-01-2014, 05:33 AM	#29
Prowler Emperor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Portugal Posts: 9,999	I'd be shocked and wondering what the hell had happened. It's a very depressing scenario.

07-08-2014, 09:39 AM	#32
pingclang Stone Warrior Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Tennessee Posts: 552	Find the fastest car I could find that had the keys inside and haul ass. Everywhere. Never drive below 70 again.

07-08-2014, 09:52 AM	#33
snake Disgusting Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Outer Heaven Posts: 12,231	Walk around, think about why this could've happened, look for others, and be overall depressed.

07-08-2014, 01:56 PM	#34
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