New Conkers Bad Fur day Game, well Sorta!

*TheBlueTurtle1* · 03-19-2015, 02:45 PM

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2015/03/1...spark-april-23

Peanut · 03-19-2015, 03:14 PM

This thread title should be punishable by death.

*TigerClaw* · 03-19-2015, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBlueTurtle1

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2015/03/1...spark-april-23

Here you go, Fixed the youtube video.

Wingnut · 03-19-2015, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Peanut

This thread title should be punishable by death.

Be reasonable. Caning would suffice.

Peanut · 03-19-2015, 08:45 PM

Yeah, I may have shot the messenger on that one, but god damn if this stuff doesn't drive me absolutely INSANE!

*TheBlueTurtle1* · 03-20-2015, 01:45 PM

Thinking about this, I hate the idea, and I kinda feel like selling my X-box. Seems like they are just branching out their awesome IPs to any old crap.

Peanut · 04-23-2015, 03:44 PM

Played through this just now, it's $5 and about 40 minutes long and it's a total f*cking mess. You have to play through a huge unskippable Project Spark tutorial to even get the opportunity to buy it.

Project Spark is like a lower budget Disney Infinity, which is already a janky mess of sh*t at the best of times, but at least has a small amount of polish in the developer created stuff. This has none of that. The frame rate is awful, the controls are slippery, it's full of weird physics and glitches and it retreads parts of BFD but does them terribly. It's a joke and Microsoft should be f*cking ashamed of it.

*TheBlueTurtle1* · 04-25-2015, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Peanut

Played through this just now, it's $5 and about 40 minutes long and it's a total f*cking mess. You have to play through a huge unskippable Project Spark tutorial to even get the opportunity to buy it.

Project Spark is like a lower budget Disney Infinity, which is already a janky mess of sh*t at the best of times, but at least has a small amount of polish in the developer created stuff. This has none of that. The frame rate is awful, the controls are slippery, it's full of weird physics and glitches and it retreads parts of BFD but does them terribly. It's a joke and Microsoft should be f*cking ashamed of it.

Thanks for the mini review. I think i am gonna give this a miss.

Peanut · 04-25-2015, 11:40 AM

I'll probably support the episodes going forward, because I want Microsoft to know there's a market for Conker, but I won't be happy about it. So disappointing.

*TheBlueTurtle1* · 04-26-2015, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Peanut

I'll probably support the episodes going forward, because I want Microsoft to know there's a market for Conker, but I won't be happy about it. So disappointing.

I did actually say to my brother, Ill pay for it because I want to support Conker, but I am pis*ed off about it, especially if it's as bad as you say.

Dawnatello Turtle Chick · 05-05-2015, 11:24 PM

Wow... just wow. I love Conker, but I don't know if I can swallow the rest of this crap. I agree that I want Microsoft to know there's a market for it, but I don't know if I can wade through the Project Spark crap to get there...

senpai · 05-05-2015, 11:59 PM

I never liked Conker.

I thought it was a very distasteful game. (Certainly that's the point but I still don't like it)

*TheBlueTurtle1* · 05-06-2015, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by senpai

I never liked Conker.

I thought it was a very distasteful game. (Certainly that's the point but I still don't like it)

That was the whole point of the game

*Cure* · 05-06-2015, 01:55 AM

...which she completely acknowledges.

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Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	This thread title should be punishable by death.

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Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Yeah, I may have shot the messenger on that one, but god damn if this stuff doesn't drive me absolutely INSANE!

04-23-2015, 03:44 PM	#7
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Played through this just now, it's $5 and about 40 minutes long and it's a total fcking mess. You have to play through a huge unskippable Project Spark tutorial to even get the opportunity to buy it. Project Spark is like a lower budget Disney Infinity, which is already a janky mess of sht at the best of times, but at least has a small amount of polish in the developer created stuff. This has none of that. The frame rate is awful, the controls are slippery, it's full of weird physics and glitches and it retreads parts of BFD but does them terribly. It's a joke and Microsoft should be f*cking ashamed of it.

04-25-2015, 11:40 AM	#9
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	I'll probably support the episodes going forward, because I want Microsoft to know there's a market for Conker, but I won't be happy about it. So disappointing.

05-05-2015, 11:59 PM	#12
senpai Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: new york sewers yo! Posts: 673	I never liked Conker. I thought it was a very distasteful game. (Certainly that's the point but I still don't like it)

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Cure Y'all need Jesus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 8,938	...which she completely acknowledges.