Corrupt a Wish - Page 16

~~Mew~~ · 10-25-2015, 09:55 AM

Granted, but their new game makes you pay $100 per hour.
I wish I had the Gomu Gomu no Mi

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 10-25-2015, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mew

Granted, but he makes you explode for one of his films. BOOM!

I wish I had the Gomu Gomu no Mi

Spoiler:

Granted, but you drop it into a bottomless pit with no climbing gear.

I wish I could meet Meagan fox in real life.

*BubblyShell22* · 10-25-2015, 03:57 PM

Granted, but she's not anything like she is in the movies and snubs you because she feels she's too good to talk to you.

I wish the new TMNT episode would air now instead of next week.

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 10-25-2015, 04:01 PM

Granted, but nick decided it was too violent and the entire episode is April reading a book.
I wish I could meet Chris Pratt and have a dance off.

*BubblyShell22* · 10-26-2015, 07:51 AM

Granted but Chris breaks his leg and can't dance with you so you have to dance with Seth Rogen instead.

I wish I didn't have a headache right now.

*Jephael* · 10-26-2015, 01:38 PM

You now have no brain.

I wish I could drive a mo-ped.

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 10-26-2015, 02:39 PM

Granted but you fall off
I wish nick April o Neil was my girlfriend

*Jephael* · 10-27-2015, 08:52 AM

Granted, but now Donatello and Casey Jones are constantly threatening to beat the living crap out of you.

I wish I had a sound proof apartment so I didn't have to worry about bothering my neighbors late at night.

*BubblyShell22* · 10-27-2015, 08:58 AM

Granted but it's so soundproof you can't hear anything at all, not even the TV.

I wish it wasn't going to rain today.

*Jephael* · 10-27-2015, 09:08 AM

Mother Nature hears your plea and swaps out rain for an unexpected earthquake.

I wish junk food was actually healthy.

*BubblyShell22* · 10-27-2015, 03:35 PM

Granted, but then vegetables become bad for you and give you cancer. Have fun!

I wish the sun would shine.

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 10-27-2015, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Granted, but then vegetables become bad for you and give you cancer. Have fun!

I wish the sun would shine.

Granted but your skin becomes extremely sensitive and you get a sunburn.

I wish iggy azalea would stop trying to put on a fake "cool" accent.

*BubblyShell22* · 10-28-2015, 07:51 AM

Granted but now she talks like a deranged robot making her sound even scarier.

I wish it wasn't going to rain today.

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 10-28-2015, 03:32 PM

Granted, but it snows.

I wish it would stop constantly raining

*BubblyShell22* · 10-28-2015, 04:54 PM

Actually, there could be flurries in Wisconsin, but thank goodness they won't be coming our way.

Granted, but now anvils are falling out of the sky instead. Have fun!

I wish I had a sandwich right now.

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 10-28-2015, 07:02 PM

Granted, but it's worm meat and lettuce!
Yum!

I wish I had a ball to throw.

~~Mew~~ · 10-28-2015, 07:05 PM

Granted, but it's made of Turtle poo!

I wish I had a Twinkie.

*Jephael* · 10-29-2015, 01:41 AM

Granted, but the cream filling is replaced with horseradish and vinegar mixed together.

I wish I could afford a trip to London.

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 10-29-2015, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jephael

Granted, but the cream filling is replaced with horseradish and vinegar mixed together.

I wish I could afford a trip to London.

Granted, but a virus is going around there.

I wish I could have an Arby's roast beef sandwich right now with no bugs or poison in my food.(I got protection from you savages now

)!

*BubblyShell22* · 10-29-2015, 08:37 AM

(Man, now you're making me crave Arby's.)

Granted, but Arby's burns down so you can't have your sandwich.

I wish that my dad would stop peeing outside.

10-25-2015, 03:57 PM	#303
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but she's not anything like she is in the movies and snubs you because she feels she's too good to talk to you. I wish the new TMNT episode would air now instead of next week. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

10-26-2015, 07:51 AM	#305
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted but Chris breaks his leg and can't dance with you so you have to dance with Seth Rogen instead. I wish I didn't have a headache right now. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

10-26-2015, 01:38 PM	#306
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	You now have no brain. I wish I could drive a mo-ped. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

10-27-2015, 08:52 AM	#308
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Granted, but now Donatello and Casey Jones are constantly threatening to beat the living crap out of you. I wish I had a sound proof apartment so I didn't have to worry about bothering my neighbors late at night. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

10-27-2015, 08:58 AM	#309
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted but it's so soundproof you can't hear anything at all, not even the TV. I wish it wasn't going to rain today. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

10-25-2015, 09:55 AM	#301
~~Mew~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: In an apartment Posts: 3,159	Granted, but their new game makes you pay $100 per hour. I wish I had the Gomu Gomu no Mi

10-25-2015, 04:01 PM	#304
~~Etsyturtle2~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: stuff Posts: 1,721	Granted, but nick decided it was too violent and the entire episode is April reading a book. I wish I could meet Chris Pratt and have a dance off.

10-26-2015, 02:39 PM	#307
~~Etsyturtle2~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: stuff Posts: 1,721	Granted but you fall off I wish nick April o Neil was my girlfriend

10-27-2015, 09:08 AM	#310
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Mother Nature hears your plea and swaps out rain for an unexpected earthquake. I wish junk food was actually healthy. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

10-27-2015, 03:35 PM	#311
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but then vegetables become bad for you and give you cancer. Have fun! I wish the sun would shine. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

10-28-2015, 07:51 AM	#313
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted but now she talks like a deranged robot making her sound even scarier. I wish it wasn't going to rain today. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

10-28-2015, 03:32 PM	#314
~~Etsyturtle2~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: stuff Posts: 1,721	Granted, but it snows. I wish it would stop constantly raining

10-28-2015, 04:54 PM	#315
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Actually, there could be flurries in Wisconsin, but thank goodness they won't be coming our way. Granted, but now anvils are falling out of the sky instead. Have fun! I wish I had a sandwich right now. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

10-28-2015, 07:02 PM	#316
~~Etsyturtle2~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: stuff Posts: 1,721	Granted, but it's worm meat and lettuce! Yum! I wish I had a ball to throw.

10-28-2015, 07:05 PM	#317
~~Mew~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: In an apartment Posts: 3,159	Granted, but it's made of Turtle poo! I wish I had a Twinkie.

10-29-2015, 01:41 AM	#318
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Granted, but the cream filling is replaced with horseradish and vinegar mixed together. I wish I could afford a trip to London. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

10-29-2015, 08:37 AM	#320
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	(Man, now you're making me crave Arby's.) Granted, but Arby's burns down so you can't have your sandwich. I wish that my dad would stop peeing outside. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.