The worst movie ever - Page 4

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-20-2003, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by InsaneZane

did anybody mention
Mortal Kombat Annihilation

I did, in the worst movie sequels thread.

~~TheShredder~~ · 07-20-2003, 01:22 PM

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Knuckles · 07-20-2003, 02:25 PM

Easily, and without a doubt, the single worst movie ever made in the history of the universe HAS to be "Manos: The Hands of Fate." Fans of MST3K should know this title. Until I just checked imdb.com, it was #1 on the worst movies list. Currently that slot is being taken up by "From Justin to Kelly," some American Idol trash, which although it must be atrocious, it certainly can't top Manos in that category, (yes, of course, I immediately voted a 10 for the thing, just to do my part to put Manos back where it belongs). If anyone here watched the Comedy Central episodes of MST3K, you'll remember that Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank sent Joel into space, leaving him on the satellite of love, where they sent him bad movies which he proceeded to watch and make fun of with his robot pals. Well, the scientists were pretty evil, but even they apologized for sending them that movie. It went beyond bad. In fact, I'm convinced that no ordinary human could watch it without the MST3K treatment without suffering ebola-like effects within the first 20 minutes. This is not a movie--this is a weapon of unimaginable and horrible power. And that is an understatement. Following that, the 3 other worst movies ever would be: "Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within," (not even vaguely like any of the games from the then-great RPG series, and terrible on its own) "Street Fighter," (the live-action movie based on the video game) and "Batman & Robin," (a horrible travesty to any Bat-fan).

*Raven* · 07-20-2003, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Reznorite420

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Originally Posted by major pain

oh how about the crow 2 city of angels

That one actually had the mood and feel of Crow movie. Salvation, on the other hand, with its big-name cast, lost that feel. Too light-hearted.

I liked the salvation one better, I mean athe city of angels just sucked
but I still think savaltion could of been better, but it was better than city of angels

EZweasel · 07-20-2003, 07:50 PM

i know now what the two worst movies of all time are....sum of all fears and blue crush ..both of those movies where boring and trash!

*That Matt Guy* · 07-20-2003, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Knuckles

Easily, and without a doubt, the single worst movie ever made in the history of the universe HAS to be "Manos: The Hands of Fate."

I've seen the actual movie, not the Mystery Science Theater version.

*Stone Ill* · 07-20-2003, 10:33 PM

I'm glad that nobody mentioned The Cable Guy because that movie owned. And if you say any different, you'll have to answer to "Chuck Douglas". (points to avatar)

Anyways, the worst movie..or one of the worst movies, would be..

Santa With Muscles

Never, ever! make a movie with Hulk Hogan dressed as Santa Claus. Another one would be the other one with Hogan..that one where he babysits those kids.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-20-2003, 10:42 PM

That'd be "Mr. Nanny". And yeah that sucked too. But it sucked nowhere near as bad as "Santa With Muscles" or "3 Ninjas: high noon at Mega Mountain". Hogan's hairpiece did a better acting job than anyone in that flick.

Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan · 07-20-2003, 10:54 PM

The only movie Hulk Hogan ever did that I actually liked was the one that aired on TNT. It was called "Assault on Devil's Island." I remember thinking how weird it was that he was playing a good guy in the movie while also being WCW's number one bad guy at the same time.

That was the only movie in which Hogan was believable. He wasn't prancing around in a tiara, and he had decent actors working alongside him.

"That's the bottom line!" - Hogan, from "Assault on Devil's Island"

~~Leo656~~ · 07-20-2003, 11:00 PM

Yeah, that was definitely a good movie. He had Carl Weathers and the head of Cobra Kai from the Karate Kid flicks alongside him, how could it not be great? You got the most elite fighting unit in movie history: Apollo Creed, John Kreese, and Hulk Hogan... what could be better?

That was a much better movie than I was used to seeing from Hogan. Pissed me off that it took so long for him to get it "right", and in a movie that wasn't even in theatres no less.

*Stone Ill* · 07-21-2003, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

That'd be "Mr. Nanny". And yeah that sucked too. But it sucked nowhere near as bad as "Santa With Muscles" or "3 Ninjas: high noon at Mega Mountain". Hogan's hairpiece did a better acting job than anyone in that flick.

Yeah..I had feeling it had Nanny in it.

*That Matt Guy* · 07-21-2003, 10:42 AM

Why is George Jefferson in every Hulk Hogan movie?

~~Leo656~~ · 07-21-2003, 10:45 AM

He's not, just that one. Honest.

EZweasel · 07-21-2003, 02:58 PM

mr. nanny was hulk hogans funniest movie. i loved it. and surburban commando was his best i liked it alot to but in a diferent way.

*Stone Ill* · 07-21-2003, 07:17 PM

I actually don't remember much about Mr. Nanny because I haven't seen it in about 4-5 years, but I remember being oddly disturbed.

liltimmyw · 07-21-2003, 08:29 PM

Hogan's movies are so cheesy and crappy, yet I love them because of it.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-21-2003, 08:35 PM

OH! Wait! Don't forget The Scorpion King!

The Bossanova · 07-23-2003, 07:47 PM

Heres a better question ... which comic book movie is the worst..im going with x-men..but if u dont read comics u wont understand where im coming from

*That Matt Guy* · 07-23-2003, 08:29 PM

The worst comic book movie is Superman: the Quest for Peace.

The Bossanova · 07-23-2003, 08:32 PM

yeah that sucked too

07-20-2003, 07:50 PM	#65
EZweasel Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 847	i know now what the two worst movies of all time are....sum of all fears and blue crush ..both of those movies where boring and trash! __________________

07-21-2003, 02:58 PM	#74
EZweasel Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 847	mr. nanny was hulk hogans funniest movie. i loved it. and surburban commando was his best i liked it alot to but in a diferent way. __________________

07-23-2003, 07:47 PM	#78
The Bossanova Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: the Eden Prarie Mall Posts: 212	Heres a better question ... which comic book movie is the worst..im going with x-men..but if u dont read comics u wont understand where im coming from __________________ "You know a little Primeateen might just help to clear that up"

07-23-2003, 08:32 PM	#80
The Bossanova Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: the Eden Prarie Mall Posts: 212	yeah that sucked too __________________ "You know a little Primeateen might just help to clear that up"

07-20-2003, 01:22 PM	#62
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07-20-2003, 02:25 PM	#63
Knuckles Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 260	Easily, and without a doubt, the single worst movie ever made in the history of the universe HAS to be "Manos: The Hands of Fate." Fans of MST3K should know this title. Until I just checked imdb.com, it was #1 on the worst movies list. Currently that slot is being taken up by "From Justin to Kelly," some American Idol trash, which although it must be atrocious, it certainly can't top Manos in that category, (yes, of course, I immediately voted a 10 for the thing, just to do my part to put Manos back where it belongs). If anyone here watched the Comedy Central episodes of MST3K, you'll remember that Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank sent Joel into space, leaving him on the satellite of love, where they sent him bad movies which he proceeded to watch and make fun of with his robot pals. Well, the scientists were pretty evil, but even they apologized for sending them that movie. It went beyond bad. In fact, I'm convinced that no ordinary human could watch it without the MST3K treatment without suffering ebola-like effects within the first 20 minutes. This is not a movie--this is a weapon of unimaginable and horrible power. And that is an understatement. Following that, the 3 other worst movies ever would be: "Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within," (not even vaguely like any of the games from the then-great RPG series, and terrible on its own) "Street Fighter," (the live-action movie based on the video game) and "Batman & Robin," (a horrible travesty to any Bat-fan).

07-20-2003, 10:33 PM	#67
Stone Ill Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Burlington, Ontario Posts: 2,397	I'm glad that nobody mentioned The Cable Guy because that movie owned. And if you say any different, you'll have to answer to "Chuck Douglas". (points to avatar) Anyways, the worst movie..or one of the worst movies, would be.. Santa With Muscles Never, ever! make a movie with Hulk Hogan dressed as Santa Claus. Another one would be the other one with Hogan..that one where he babysits those kids.

07-20-2003, 10:42 PM	#68
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	That'd be "Mr. Nanny". And yeah that sucked too. But it sucked nowhere near as bad as "Santa With Muscles" or "3 Ninjas: high noon at Mega Mountain". Hogan's hairpiece did a better acting job than anyone in that flick.

07-20-2003, 10:54 PM	#69
Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 835	The only movie Hulk Hogan ever did that I actually liked was the one that aired on TNT. It was called "Assault on Devil's Island." I remember thinking how weird it was that he was playing a good guy in the movie while also being WCW's number one bad guy at the same time. That was the only movie in which Hogan was believable. He wasn't prancing around in a tiara, and he had decent actors working alongside him. "That's the bottom line!" - Hogan, from "Assault on Devil's Island"

07-20-2003, 11:00 PM	#70
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Yeah, that was definitely a good movie. He had Carl Weathers and the head of Cobra Kai from the Karate Kid flicks alongside him, how could it not be great? You got the most elite fighting unit in movie history: Apollo Creed, John Kreese, and Hulk Hogan... what could be better? That was a much better movie than I was used to seeing from Hogan. Pissed me off that it took so long for him to get it "right", and in a movie that wasn't even in theatres no less.

07-21-2003, 10:42 AM	#72
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Why is George Jefferson in every Hulk Hogan movie?

07-21-2003, 10:45 AM	#73
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	He's not, just that one. Honest.

07-21-2003, 07:17 PM	#75
Stone Ill Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Burlington, Ontario Posts: 2,397	I actually don't remember much about Mr. Nanny because I haven't seen it in about 4-5 years, but I remember being oddly disturbed.

07-21-2003, 08:29 PM	#76
liltimmyw Foot Soldier Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: WV Posts: 203	Hogan's movies are so cheesy and crappy, yet I love them because of it.

07-21-2003, 08:35 PM	#77
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	OH! Wait! Don't forget The Scorpion King!

07-23-2003, 08:29 PM	#79
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	The worst comic book movie is Superman: the Quest for Peace.