The Geek Test - Page 2

*Stone Ill* · 07-21-2003, 10:12 PM

Hmm..how is there over 100 views? Do people enjoy reading the results?

*cqb101* · 07-22-2003, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stone Ill

Hmm..how is there over 100 views? Do people enjoy reading the results?

Probably.

NinjaKameko · 07-22-2003, 12:52 PM

whee....39.052% - Major Geek I think. I cant remember in much detail , but i know the 39% part.

*That Matt Guy* · 07-22-2003, 02:28 PM

Well it doesn't surprise me, I'm the least "geeky".

~~Leo656~~ · 07-22-2003, 02:30 PM

Don't forget "Most likely to murder your prom date and bury her in a shallow grave", Matt.

*That Matt Guy* · 07-22-2003, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

Don't forget "Most likely to murder your prom date and bury her in a shallow grave", Matt.

Most likely? I've already done that.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-22-2003, 02:36 PM

Don't you hate it when they don't stop kicking when you're trying to stuff them into the Hefty bag?

*That Matt Guy* · 07-22-2003, 02:38 PM

That's when a brick comes in handy, just bash it against the chick's head a few times and the problem's solved.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-22-2003, 02:41 PM

Tsk. Weapons.

Whatever happened to just stuffing the ditz in a sack, bashing it against a sturdy tree and hoping that something vital snaps?

Or, when all else fails, when the bag starts leaking, that's a pretty good bet that the hard part of the job is over with.

*That Matt Guy* · 07-22-2003, 02:46 PM

Weapons? What was I thinking.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-22-2003, 02:52 PM

Damn right man.

That way, when one of the neighbors sees you and asks you what the deal is with the leaky trash bag, and you tell them you're bringing your laundry to the laundromat for drying, you'll feel so much better knowing that the mangled body dripping viscera inside the Hefty Cinch Sack slung over your shoulder is the work of you and you alone.

And then you get to kill the neighbor, too, before they start asking any more questions.

*That Matt Guy* · 07-22-2003, 02:55 PM

I still prefer to beat my victims with a chain while their in the sack.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-22-2003, 03:02 PM

If I'm feeling really sadistic I decorate the trash bag in paper mache, hang it in the middle of the more "ethnic" area of Jamesburg and tell all the children it's a State of the Art Screaming Pinata. They all take up their lengths of pipe and wiffle ball bats and do my job for me as I casually slink away into the crowd.

One time some kid was angry when he found out "there aint no candy in here, just a dumb mannequin with no head and a smashed pumpkin." That made my day.

*That Matt Guy* · 07-22-2003, 03:05 PM

Kind of reminds me of the time I dressed a 2 month old corpse in a clown costume and left it sitting outside of a McDonalds.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-22-2003, 03:09 PM

And here I thought that Ronald statue smelled funny because of homeless people using it for a toilet......

*Eye of Sarnath* · 07-22-2003, 04:03 PM

I'm a major geek. No real surpirse there.

*Stone Ill* · 07-22-2003, 05:38 PM

Nope..I could've easily told you that.

*XERO* · 07-22-2003, 05:59 PM

18.73767% Geek

**HorseTechie** · 07-23-2003, 02:17 PM

37.86982% - Major Geek

Would've been higher too, if I didn't hate math so much.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-23-2003, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by NinjaKameko

whee....39.052% - Major Geek I think. I cant remember in much detail , but i know the 39% part.

You couldn't just copy and past

07-22-2003, 04:03 PM	#36
Eye of Sarnath Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: NY Posts: 1,590	I'm a major geek. No real surpirse there. __________________ "When I was real small I heard about this thing called the decline of civilization... and I decided that it was something I would like to become involved in." -George Carlin

07-22-2003, 05:59 PM	#38
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	18.73767% Geek __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

07-21-2003, 10:12 PM	#21
Stone Ill Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Burlington, Ontario Posts: 2,397	Hmm..how is there over 100 views? Do people enjoy reading the results?

07-22-2003, 12:52 PM	#23
NinjaKameko Random Punk Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: VA Posts: 45	whee....39.052% - Major Geek I think. I cant remember in much detail , but i know the 39% part.

07-22-2003, 02:28 PM	#24
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Well it doesn't surprise me, I'm the least "geeky".

07-22-2003, 02:30 PM	#25
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Don't forget "Most likely to murder your prom date and bury her in a shallow grave", Matt.

07-22-2003, 02:36 PM	#27
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Don't you hate it when they don't stop kicking when you're trying to stuff them into the Hefty bag?

07-22-2003, 02:38 PM	#28
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	That's when a brick comes in handy, just bash it against the chick's head a few times and the problem's solved.

07-22-2003, 02:41 PM	#29
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Tsk. Weapons. Whatever happened to just stuffing the ditz in a sack, bashing it against a sturdy tree and hoping that something vital snaps? Or, when all else fails, when the bag starts leaking, that's a pretty good bet that the hard part of the job is over with.

07-22-2003, 02:46 PM	#30
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Weapons? What was I thinking.

07-22-2003, 02:52 PM	#31
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Damn right man. That way, when one of the neighbors sees you and asks you what the deal is with the leaky trash bag, and you tell them you're bringing your laundry to the laundromat for drying, you'll feel so much better knowing that the mangled body dripping viscera inside the Hefty Cinch Sack slung over your shoulder is the work of you and you alone. And then you get to kill the neighbor, too, before they start asking any more questions.

07-22-2003, 02:55 PM	#32
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I still prefer to beat my victims with a chain while their in the sack.

07-22-2003, 03:02 PM	#33
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	If I'm feeling really sadistic I decorate the trash bag in paper mache, hang it in the middle of the more "ethnic" area of Jamesburg and tell all the children it's a State of the Art Screaming Pinata. They all take up their lengths of pipe and wiffle ball bats and do my job for me as I casually slink away into the crowd. One time some kid was angry when he found out "there aint no candy in here, just a dumb mannequin with no head and a smashed pumpkin." That made my day.

07-22-2003, 03:05 PM	#34
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Kind of reminds me of the time I dressed a 2 month old corpse in a clown costume and left it sitting outside of a McDonalds.

07-22-2003, 03:09 PM	#35
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	And here I thought that Ronald statue smelled funny because of homeless people using it for a toilet......

07-22-2003, 05:38 PM	#37
Stone Ill Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Burlington, Ontario Posts: 2,397	Nope..I could've easily told you that.

07-23-2003, 02:17 PM	#39
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	37.86982% - Major Geek Would've been higher too, if I didn't hate math so much.