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Old 07-28-2003, 03:42 PM   #81
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Yeah, so do I. I've never done drugs (more or less... heh), I rarely drink to excess, I've never killed anyone, and the only thing I ever "stole" was a pair of sunglasses from K-Mart that didn't even have a tag on them (so for all I know someone might'a left 'em there ).

So all in all I think I'm pretty well-adjusted considering my mother drank, smoked, smoked pot and did coke while she was pregnant with me, used to give me bottles of Lowenbrau when I was a baby, both parents were in and out of jail throughout my whole childhood (Dad STILL doesn't have his sh*t together and never will), we got kicked out of both our first house and our apartment due to their negligence and/or incompetence, and my father stole about ten thousand dollars from me when I was 15.

Aside from the occasional murderous rage, I think I'm doing pretty well, all things considered.
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Old 07-28-2003, 03:49 PM   #82
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Yeah well we can't pick our parents. My mom was in mental instutions through most of my childhood, plus she was an alcholoic pill popper and my dad was mister aloof-lets -go -to -work -at -6 -am -and -come -home --at -9 -and -then -go -riding -all -weekend -just -so -i -don't -have -to -deal with -the -problems -at -home -because -i'm -emotionally -unable.
My old man got his **** together when I was about 18... my mom, well she is just starting to now. But I had me sister, she is almost like my daughter in a way. I mean I practically raised her from when she was 7 years old up to now. It's a long story... but yeah, so right.
How about that...er... local sports team... do you think they'll win the... award thingy? yeah, alrighty thennnn.....
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Old 07-28-2003, 03:57 PM   #83
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I forgot to mention my mom in the institution, LoL. And my sister. AND my cousin. Makes me wonder when it's gonna be my turn. It almost was when I was 11, my mom was afraid of me and wanted to send me away because I was lashing out due to the fact I hated them and hated my life and started pulling knives on people. Seems so long ago since I've calmed down a lot since then.

Of course, I had a lotta sex between 14 and 17 and that may have calmed my nerves just a *bit*.

And no, the Yankees shant win anything because of a voodoo curse I performed last Wednesday which ensures that should they make it to the World Series, in Game 7 every player will be struck with a sudden case of the Syph and be unable to play.
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:00 PM   #84
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oooh you have such eerie powers, Leo. Hey could you curse my ex for me... his name is Jase and is a useless tit. Just do to him what you did to the Yankees... yes, thats it it's perfect.

SO yeah, I guess a ****ed up family life makes a very interesting person, no?
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:03 PM   #85
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Sure does. I sleep in a bathtub full of peanut butter. But only Peter Pan brand, anything else give me a horrible rash.
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:08 PM   #86
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Crunchy or smooth?
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:11 PM   #87
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Smooth, one time I used crunchy and nearly choked to death in my sleep.
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:34 PM   #88
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plus all those little peanuts up yer butt can't be too good... I mean gerbils are one thing, but peanuts??
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:38 PM   #89
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Now that's just wrong....
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:41 PM   #90
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ain't it tho... but if you did have peanuts up there the little critters could eat something... i think I'm gonna stop now
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:59 PM   #91
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Please do... I'd love to see what YOUR parties are like... yeeeeesh....
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Old 07-28-2003, 09:21 PM   #93
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