John Denver....Sniper?

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 08-17-2003, 11:52 PM

Check this link for details:
http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/denver.htm

Who makes this stuff up?

*Jephael* · 08-17-2003, 11:56 PM

I dunno if he was a sniper or not, but whenever I hear someone mention him, I get the urge to quote Jeff Daneils and Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber -

HARRY: "Gee, I expected the Rocky Mountains to be alot rockier than this!"
LLOYD: "I was thinking the same thing. That Jon Denver's full of **** man!"

*damnhooligan* · 08-17-2003, 11:57 PM

Yeah, that's a new one for me.

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 08-18-2003, 12:15 AM

Um...Did either of you click the link?

*Raven* · 08-18-2003, 07:42 AM

i dont think they did.....

....i havent either

*That Matt Guy* · 08-18-2003, 07:55 AM

A classic joke, it the reason old Johnny is in my sig. There's a similar urban legend about Mr. Rogers being in Vietnam, and the reason he wore sweaters was to hide his war tattoos.

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 08-18-2003, 09:14 AM

I was thinking of posting the Mister Rogers version too, but thought it was in poor taste.

*Mars-Chan* · 08-18-2003, 10:27 AM

Ew....that's just....sick.

*Raven* · 08-18-2003, 11:43 AM

the sick kind that makes you want to stay home all day because you dont want to go to school

or the sick kind were you wanna barf?

*Mars-Chan* · 08-18-2003, 12:44 PM

The one that makes me want to barf.

*Raven* · 08-18-2003, 01:37 PM

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 08-18-2003, 11:04 PM

*Mars-Chan* · 08-19-2003, 09:15 AM

Just the fact that someone would make that up has the sickest mind.

Caster_Troy · 08-19-2003, 10:58 AM

What I find sick is the fact that anyone would believe this sh*t. A sniper? Look at his f**kin' eyes, man. The guy can hardly see a few feet in any direction as it is and you want me to believe he's out in the jungle putting bullets through the heads of Vietnamese over one hundred feet away. Riiiiiiiight.

On another note, I never knew he was in a Lawn Mower accident. See now that's believable. Poor eye site, lawn mower accident. Coincidence? I think not.

*Mars-Chan* · 08-19-2003, 10:59 AM

I didn't know he was in a lawn-mower accident. THAT I can believe. Lawn mower...yes...Sniper...NO!

Caster_Troy · 08-19-2003, 11:04 AM

You should click the link in the first message. It's all in there.

*Mars-Chan* · 08-19-2003, 11:05 AM

I kinda skimed over it....

Caster_Troy · 08-19-2003, 11:07 AM

I see. S'all good then

*Mars-Chan* · 08-19-2003, 11:09 AM

I kinda skim over articals like that.

*Jephael* · 08-19-2003, 12:00 PM

So do I, dude.

08-17-2003, 11:52 PM	#1
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	John Denver....Sniper? Check this link for details: http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/denver.htm Who makes this stuff up? __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

08-17-2003, 11:56 PM	#2
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	I dunno if he was a sniper or not, but whenever I hear someone mention him, I get the urge to quote Jeff Daneils and Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber - HARRY: "Gee, I expected the Rocky Mountains to be alot rockier than this!" LLOYD: "I was thinking the same thing. That Jon Denver's full of **** man!" __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

08-17-2003, 11:57 PM	#3
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	Yeah, that's a new one for me. __________________

08-18-2003, 12:15 AM	#4
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	Um...Did either of you click the link? __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

08-18-2003, 07:42 AM	#5
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	i dont think they did..... ....i havent either __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

08-18-2003, 07:55 AM	#6
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	A classic joke, it the reason old Johnny is in my sig. There's a similar urban legend about Mr. Rogers being in Vietnam, and the reason he wore sweaters was to hide his war tattoos.

08-18-2003, 09:14 AM	#7
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	I was thinking of posting the Mister Rogers version too, but thought it was in poor taste. __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

08-18-2003, 10:27 AM	#8
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	Ew....that's just....sick. __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

08-18-2003, 11:43 AM	#9
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	the sick kind that makes you want to stay home all day because you dont want to go to school or the sick kind were you wanna barf? __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

08-18-2003, 12:44 PM	#10
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	The one that makes me want to barf. __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

08-18-2003, 01:37 PM	#11
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	__________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

08-18-2003, 11:04 PM	#12
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	__________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

08-19-2003, 09:15 AM	#13
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	Just the fact that someone would make that up has the sickest mind. __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

08-19-2003, 10:58 AM	#14
Caster_Troy Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In a box Posts: 446	What I find sick is the fact that anyone would believe this sht. A sniper? Look at his fkin' eyes, man. The guy can hardly see a few feet in any direction as it is and you want me to believe he's out in the jungle putting bullets through the heads of Vietnamese over one hundred feet away. Riiiiiiiight. On another note, I never knew he was in a Lawn Mower accident. See now that's* believable. Poor eye site, lawn mower accident. Coincidence? I think not. __________________ -He asked me to forcibly insert the 'Life Line exercise card' into my anus.

08-19-2003, 10:59 AM	#15
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	I didn't know he was in a lawn-mower accident. THAT I can believe. Lawn mower...yes...Sniper...NO! __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

08-19-2003, 11:04 AM	#16
Caster_Troy Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In a box Posts: 446	You should click the link in the first message. It's all in there. __________________ -He asked me to forcibly insert the 'Life Line exercise card' into my anus.

08-19-2003, 11:05 AM	#17
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	I kinda skimed over it.... __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

08-19-2003, 11:07 AM	#18
Caster_Troy Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In a box Posts: 446	I see. S'all good then __________________ -He asked me to forcibly insert the 'Life Line exercise card' into my anus.

08-19-2003, 11:09 AM	#19
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	I kinda skim over articals like that. __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

08-19-2003, 12:00 PM	#20
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	So do I, dude. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988