Weird Al at Woodstock

Donatello007 · 08-28-2003, 07:57 PM

The Woodstock fair that is. Weird Al Yankovic is coming to the NE corner of CT. Two of the kids from my school are performing on stage with him. It is gonna be awesome. If you live in the area i would suggest you go. The show is from 7-9 PM tomorrow nite. It's gonna be awesome!!!!

*That Matt Guy* · 08-29-2003, 05:58 AM

Woodstock?

*Stone Ill* · 08-29-2003, 06:38 AM

Weird Al!

*Raven* · 08-29-2003, 07:44 AM

ah man that would be cool to see, hes always funny.

*Mars-Chan* · 08-29-2003, 01:48 PM

"OH, this is a story about a guy named Al, and he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed his accordian and had to move...*inhales*....to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in the nasal degongestant factory, so he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange reocurring dream where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream...but that's really not important to the story. Well, the very next year he meet a dential hygentist with a spatula tattooed on her arm, but he didn't keep in touch and he lost her number and got himself a job on a tator-tot farm. And he spent his life-savings on a split mile cave twenty miles below the surface of the earth...and he makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich for what it's worth....then one day Al was in the forrest trying to get a tan when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man, he was caught in a bear-trap and Al set him free, and the guy he rescued was greatful as could be, and it turns out he was a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and whaddya know now he's got his very own Weird Al show!!!!!!!"
Too Much?

*Stone Ill* · 08-29-2003, 02:54 PM

Bravo, Mars, bravo.

Donatello007 · 08-29-2003, 03:01 PM

Uh huh...extra cheese - Uh huh, uh huh...save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house
I came just to check it out
19 extra larges - what a shame
No one came
Just us, eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom...I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no

I was feelin' pretty down
Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddenly spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag now...Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (Yeah yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer...Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no
To the tune of that avril lavigne song...

*Stone Ill* · 08-29-2003, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donatello007

Uh huh...extra cheese - Uh huh, uh huh...save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house
I came just to check it out
19 extra larges - what a shame
No one came
Just us, eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom...I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no

I was feelin' pretty down
Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddenly spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag now...Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (Yeah yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer...Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no
To the tune of that avril lavigne song...

Quite a good song and album that was..I want a Poodle Hat.

*Raven* · 08-29-2003, 08:35 PM

when did poddle hat come out?

*That Matt Guy* · 08-29-2003, 08:44 PM

I don't see what is so great about Weird Al.

*Raven* · 08-29-2003, 08:57 PM

im sure others can put it better than me, but weird all I think is great because of his funnyness in his songs.
very few are able to take a well know song and make it so damn funny and be able to mok the person that first sang it.

*J Legault* · 08-29-2003, 09:33 PM

I like Werid Al and his Eat it & Soon I'll be a Jedi themes.
There's some celebrates like him that are werid.

*Mars-Chan* · 08-30-2003, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Bravo, Mars, bravo.

I thank you.

I LOVE "Eat It!"

*giggles at the song*

*damnhooligan* · 08-30-2003, 12:11 PM

Personally, I got burnt out on Weird Al back in the 80s.

One Weird Al tape, a cross country road trip in a minivan and being confined to a small seat for nearly five days straight will do that to ya.

No ill will towards him though.

Eternelle · 08-30-2003, 12:21 PM

I think Weird Al rocks! I've gotta be in the mood of course, but once you hear just about any of his songs, it'll be stuck in my head for days. Hehe...though I can't say the people around me are too thankful for my walking around singing Weird Al after that...

*Dr. Doom* · 08-30-2003, 02:56 PM

I lokes the Polkas. Even if they're full of songs I normally don't like, I love it when he does 'em.

*Raven* · 08-30-2003, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Doom

I lokes the Polkas. Even if they're full of songs I normally don't like, I love it when he does 'em.

same here, i only like it when he polkas, but if i have to hear any one else, i think its crap.

*Mars-Chan* · 08-31-2003, 03:53 PM

Well, my friends hate it if I start singing "Harvey the Wonder Hamster"....which reminds me....
*busts out* Harvey the wonder hamster...he doesn't bite,...he doesn't squeal, he just runs on his hamster wheel...Harvey...Harvey...HEY,HARVEY!!!....."

Donatello007 · 09-02-2003, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mars

Well, my friends hate it if I start singing "Harvey the Wonder Hamster"....which reminds me....
*busts out* Harvey the wonder hamster...he doesn't bite,...he doesn't squeal, he just runs on his hamster wheel...Harvey...Harvey...HEY,HARVEY!!!....."

Me and my friends made a dance for that and were gunna do it for the talenlt show but then we realized that we'd probably be laughed out of school.
And for anyone who was wondering the concert kicked ass. I was dissapointed that he did not perform Albuqu...... umm i can't spell. me needz heelp

**Machias Banshee** · 09-02-2003, 08:43 PM

Albuquerque?

08-28-2003, 07:57 PM	#1
Donatello007 Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Putnam, CT Posts: 532	Weird Al at Woodstock The Woodstock fair that is. Weird Al Yankovic is coming to the NE corner of CT. Two of the kids from my school are performing on stage with him. It is gonna be awesome. If you live in the area i would suggest you go. The show is from 7-9 PM tomorrow nite. It's gonna be awesome!!!! __________________ myspace

08-29-2003, 07:44 AM	#4
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	ah man that would be cool to see, hes always funny. __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

08-29-2003, 01:48 PM	#5
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	"OH, this is a story about a guy named Al, and he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed his accordian and had to move...inhales....to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in the nasal degongestant factory, so he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange reocurring dream where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream...but that's really not important to the story. Well, the very next year he meet a dential hygentist with a spatula tattooed on her arm, but he didn't keep in touch and he lost her number and got himself a job on a tator-tot farm. And he spent his life-savings on a split mile cave twenty miles below the surface of the earth...and he makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich for what it's worth....then one day Al was in the forrest trying to get a tan when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man, he was caught in a bear-trap and Al set him free, and the guy he rescued was greatful as could be, and it turns out he was a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and whaddya know now he's got his very own Weird Al show!!!!!!!" Too Much? __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

08-29-2003, 03:01 PM	#7
Donatello007 Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Putnam, CT Posts: 532	Uh huh...extra cheese - Uh huh, uh huh...save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I came just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said, "Take the pizza home" "No sense lettin' all this go to waste" So then I faced Pizza all day And every day This cheese 'round the clock Is gettin' me blocked And I sure don't care For irregularity Tell me Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated In the bathroom...I sit and I wait and I strain And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? No no no I was feelin' pretty down Till my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in every way I gotta say In fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was kissing her so tenderly But woe is me Who would have guessed Her family crest I'd suddenly spy Tattooed on her thigh And son-of-a-gun It's just like the one on me Tell me How was I supposed to know we were both related? Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? No no no I had so much on my mind I thought maybe I'd unwind Try out that new roller coaster ride And the guide Said not to stand But that's a demand That I couldn't meet I got on my feet And stood up instead And knocked off my head, you see Tell me Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it Such a drag now...Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated Oh no Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (Yeah yeah) I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated What a bummer...Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated No no no To the tune of that avril lavigne song... __________________ myspace

08-29-2003, 08:35 PM	#9
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	when did poddle hat come out? __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

08-29-2003, 05:58 AM	#2
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Woodstock?

08-29-2003, 06:38 AM	#3
Stone Ill Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Burlington, Ontario Posts: 2,397	Weird Al!

08-29-2003, 02:54 PM	#6
Stone Ill Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Burlington, Ontario Posts: 2,397	Bravo, Mars, bravo.

08-29-2003, 08:44 PM	#10
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I don't see what is so great about Weird Al.

08-29-2003, 08:57 PM	#11
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	im sure others can put it better than me, but weird all I think is great because of his funnyness in his songs. very few are able to take a well know song and make it so damn funny and be able to mok the person that first sang it. __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

08-29-2003, 09:33 PM	#12
J Legault Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: West Coast Posts: 2,054	I like Werid Al and his Eat it & Soon I'll be a Jedi themes. There's some celebrates like him that are werid. __________________ I am a fan of TMNT and I'm still one today. I got into the habbit back in 1992 or 93' when I was little. I would like to thank my 2 year older cousin for getting me in the habbit. 2001 was when I revised my knowledge on TMNT. And today I'm a bigger fan than I was years ago. I have all 3 TMNT Movies, current Toon, and old school Toon on DVD.

08-30-2003, 12:11 PM	#14
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	Personally, I got burnt out on Weird Al back in the 80s. One Weird Al tape, a cross country road trip in a minivan and being confined to a small seat for nearly five days straight will do that to ya. No ill will towards him though. __________________

08-30-2003, 12:21 PM	#15
Eternelle Foot Soldier Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: I don't know who you are, but I...I'm with you. Posts: 158	I think Weird Al rocks! I've gotta be in the mood of course, but once you hear just about any of his songs, it'll be stuck in my head for days. Hehe...though I can't say the people around me are too thankful for my walking around singing Weird Al after that... __________________ I'm just a geek at heart...

08-30-2003, 02:56 PM	#16
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	I lokes the Polkas. Even if they're full of songs I normally don't like, I love it when he does 'em. __________________ I love you, Pickle.

08-31-2003, 03:53 PM	#18
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	Well, my friends hate it if I start singing "Harvey the Wonder Hamster"....which reminds me.... busts out Harvey the wonder hamster...he doesn't bite,...he doesn't squeal, he just runs on his hamster wheel...Harvey...Harvey...HEY,HARVEY!!!....." __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

09-02-2003, 08:43 PM	#20
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Albuquerque?