I was haiving a good day until...

*Eye of Sarnath* · 10-02-2003, 03:24 PM

Spanish class. Yes, Spanish class screwed my day up. It started out all fine, until my teacher decided to take role call. What's ironic is that, although we've been back in school for quite some time, this is the first time he's ever taken role call.

So, he comes to my name on the list. He calls my name, and I say "here", which happens to be what I say in every other class.

He calls my name again. I though maybe he hadn't heard me the first time, so I say "here" again, more loudly this time.

He calls my name again.

I’m feeling mildly confused by now.

I say, "I said here!"

He calls my name yet again.

By this time, I'm completely lost. What more could he possibly want from me? "Um... howdy?" I ventured.

And he looses it. Completely, f***ing, absolutely goes apeshit on me.

“SO YOU THINK YOU’RE ALL THAT? GET OUT OF HERE!”

And I leave, very, very, confused. Not before I give a little flourish to the rest of the class, because, as I’m sure you can imagine, I had a very captive audience.

Saying “howdy” shouldn’t get anyone that angry. I stand around the hall for a bit, unsure what to do, as I’ve never been kicked out of class before. I stand around the halls for a bit. After a few minutes, it becomes clear to me that he’s not coming out to yell at me even more. So I go down to the bathrooms, take a piss and come back up, he isn’t looking for me. So, for the period, I went to my locker, got a book, and was just reading. Nothing happens for the rest of the day, at least not until the end.

He come looking for me, and asks me to come into his classroom. Sure, why not. This is when it got interesting, because, up to this point, I still had no idea as to why he got so angry.

The discussion went like this:

“Why the attitude in class today?”

“There was no attitude intended. Why was I kicked out?”

“Do you know why?”

“Uhhh… no.”

So, I decide to throw I throw a little joke in here.

“Was it because I didn’t say “here” in Spanish?”

Lo and behold, I’m a f***ing mindreader.

“No, it’s because you didn’t say present in Spanish.”

Had I not been completely dumbstruck by the sheer f***ing stupidity of this, I may of actually said something intelligent.

I briefly think “JESUS F***ING CHRIST!”

All I could manage was, “Is that all?”

It was.

And I could not, and still cannot, believe it. I’ve considered just not attending Spanish class.

How was this important? I wasn't. I just needed to get all of that out.I feel better now.

Eternelle · 10-02-2003, 03:36 PM

Oy...and I thought my Spanish teacher was bad...

*Mars-Chan* · 10-02-2003, 03:38 PM

Glad I don't take Spanish....

*damnhooligan* · 10-02-2003, 03:46 PM

Heh, ya think that's bad? Try living in a country where you barely speak the language!

That's school for ya. I wouldn't let it get ya down.

*Cascadia* · 10-02-2003, 03:56 PM

In Elementary school and high school, I took Spanish.
College-->In my American Sign Language class, I had to sign that I am here.
I might take either German, Latin, or Italian

~~Leo656~~ · 10-02-2003, 04:15 PM

And that right there is why I never took Spanish in High School. I would have been suspended the first day for literally telling the teacher to go f*ck himself and calling him an a##hole. It's happened before, but oddly enough I didn't get suspended for it. I got away with murder back in school.

*Voltron* · 10-02-2003, 04:41 PM

Alright, Sarnath. This is what you do. When he calls your name again, announce the following to the whole class.

"Hay una fiesta en mi pantalones, y todos los gentas esta invitodos."

Trust me, they'll love you forever.

*jeff the cheff* · 10-02-2003, 06:34 PM

Oh man that seems like something that would happen to me...i always get singled out by all my techers in school and i hate it...it happened so much last year...i seriously had detention 2 times a week for the whole year...and it was all for the stupidest reasons...Ive gotten saturday detentions(which are 3 hours on saturday morning) for things i didnt even do..it sucks to get in trouble for stupid stuff.

Raphaella · 10-02-2003, 07:06 PM

Grr, man I seriously wud have argued in a nice loud voice at that teacher. I've had something happen to me before, teachers just, for some reason, to something compleltly stupid for no reason - I was in English class, and I was told to sit on my own at the front (heh) and she hands out books, she starts at my table, by piling enough books for me to pass behind, all I did was make a little joke such as, 'Miss there's only one person on this desk' and she points to the door and shouts "Get out!" I'm like, wtf?? Geez, some teachers, i was made to stand in the corridor, walking up and down passing classes until she came and and told me to get a chair so I cud spend the entire class outside. *grumble*

*kyabetsu* · 10-02-2003, 07:23 PM

eh... when you think about TEACHING HIGH SCHOOL... well... what teacher have you have had that DIDN"T take a little power trip every now and again? really? what kind of control does ANYONE have over 30 something 16 yr olds? none. and they know that. and it eats at them and they go a bit "off-kilter" and they blast you for stupid infractions of stupid rules because they can feel their "power" over you eroding daily....

next time he wigs out...

tell him:

no tienes poder. todos saben. a causa de esto, Ud usa sus reglas tontas hacer el papel del DICTADOR virtual de su sala pequena... pero cuando Ud. es rey aqui... todos saben que no tiene ropa, Rey Desnudo.

((you have no power. Everyone knows it. Because of that, you use stupid rules to act as make-believe DICTATOR in your little classroom. BUT... while you are king here, we all know you have no clothes, Naked King.))

if you can rattle that off with a good accent while wearing a Che Guevara Tshirt... you might get an A before he kicks you out....

god... i'd've paid money to see that in my spanish classes...

*damnhooligan* · 10-02-2003, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltron

"Hay una fiesta en mi pantalones, y todos los gentas esta invitodos."

Don't limit such a quote to just Spanish class. Utilize it in English, Biology and other non-relevent classes as well!

*Mr. Snackpants* · 10-02-2003, 07:37 PM

My spanish teacher is kinda like that too.

*kyabetsu* · 10-02-2003, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltron

"Hay una fiesta en mi pantalones, y todos los gentas esta invitodos."

psst....

Hay una fiesta en miS pantalones, y todA LA gentE esta invitADA.

if yer gonna get kicked out... you may as well say it right.
*kya gives her blessing on this act of rebellion:*
vaya con dios...
((go with god...))

good soldier. Stick it to the man... or the woman... as the case may be.

*Voltron* · 10-02-2003, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damnhooligan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltron

"Hay una fiesta en mi pantalones, y todos los gentas esta invitodos."

Don't limit such a quote to just Spanish class. Utilize it in English, Biology and other non-relevent classes as well!

EVERYONE PLEASE LISTEN: THERE IS A PARTY IN MY PANTS, AND EVERYONE IS INVITED!

~~Reznorite420~~ · 10-02-2003, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scienctific freak

I might take either German, Latin, or Italian

Go with what I've marked...you'll be able to understand the movie "Gladiator" better

*Cascadia* · 10-02-2003, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reznorite420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scienctific freak

I might take either German, Latin, or Italian

Go with what I've marked...you'll be able to understand the movie "Gladiator" better

Science has its roots in Latin. I know a small amount of german from my science background.

*That Matt Guy* · 10-02-2003, 10:35 PM

I never took any foreign language in school, mostly because the ones I wanted to learn weren't available.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 10-02-2003, 10:40 PM

What DID you want to learn?

Donatello007 · 10-03-2003, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltron

"Hay una fiesta en mi pantalones, y todos los gentas esta invitodos."

lol thats hilarious!!!!

DarkNinja · 10-03-2003, 08:28 PM

I'm so glad I don't take Spanish. That's why I take the easiest language in the world: French.

It's so much easier than trying to learn Japanese. Nihongo wa, wakarimasen.

10-02-2003, 03:24 PM	#1
Eye of Sarnath Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: NY Posts: 1,590	I was haiving a good day until... Spanish class. Yes, Spanish class screwed my day up. It started out all fine, until my teacher decided to take role call. What's ironic is that, although we've been back in school for quite some time, this is the first time he's ever taken role call. So, he comes to my name on the list. He calls my name, and I say "here", which happens to be what I say in every other class. He calls my name again. I though maybe he hadn't heard me the first time, so I say "here" again, more loudly this time. He calls my name again. I’m feeling mildly confused by now. I say, "I said here!" He calls my name yet again. By this time, I'm completely lost. What more could he possibly want from me? "Um... howdy?" I ventured. And he looses it. Completely, f*ing, absolutely goes apeshit on me. “SO YOU THINK YOU’RE ALL THAT? GET OUT OF HERE!” And I leave, very, very, confused. Not before I give a little flourish to the rest of the class, because, as I’m sure you can imagine, I had a very captive audience. Saying “howdy” shouldn’t get anyone that angry. I stand around the hall for a bit, unsure what to do, as I’ve never been kicked out of class before. I stand around the halls for a bit. After a few minutes, it becomes clear to me that he’s not coming out to yell at me even more. So I go down to the bathrooms, take a piss and come back up, he isn’t looking for me. So, for the period, I went to my locker, got a book, and was just reading. Nothing happens for the rest of the day, at least not until the end. He come looking for me, and asks me to come into his classroom. Sure, why not. This is when it got interesting, because, up to this point, I still had no idea as to why he got so angry. The discussion went like this: “Why the attitude in class today?” “There was no attitude intended. Why was I kicked out?” “Do you know why?” “Uhhh… no.” So, I decide to throw I throw a little joke in here. “Was it because I didn’t say “here” in Spanish?” Lo and behold, I’m a fing mindreader. “No, it’s because you didn’t say present in Spanish.” Had I not been completely dumbstruck by the sheer fing stupidity of this, I may of actually said something intelligent. I briefly think “JESUS F*ING CHRIST!” All I could manage was, “Is that all?” It was. And I could not, and still cannot, believe it. I’ve considered just not attending Spanish class. How was this important? I wasn't. I just needed to get all of that out.I feel better now. __________________ "When I was real small I heard about this thing called the decline of civilization... and I decided that it was something I would like to become involved in." -George Carlin

10-02-2003, 03:36 PM	#2
Eternelle Foot Soldier Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: I don't know who you are, but I...I'm with you. Posts: 158	Oy...and I thought my Spanish teacher was bad... __________________ I'm just a geek at heart...

10-02-2003, 03:38 PM	#3
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	Glad I don't take Spanish.... __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

10-02-2003, 03:46 PM	#4
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	Heh, ya think that's bad? Try living in a country where you barely speak the language! That's school for ya. I wouldn't let it get ya down. __________________

10-02-2003, 03:56 PM	#5
Cascadia Oregonian in heart & soul Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 3,731	In Elementary school and high school, I took Spanish. College-->In my American Sign Language class, I had to sign that I am here. I might take either German, Latin, or Italian __________________ Formally known as Scientific freak

10-02-2003, 04:15 PM	#6
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	And that right there is why I never took Spanish in High School. I would have been suspended the first day for literally telling the teacher to go f*ck himself and calling him an a##hole. It's happened before, but oddly enough I didn't get suspended for it. I got away with murder back in school.

10-02-2003, 04:41 PM	#7
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Alright, Sarnath. This is what you do. When he calls your name again, announce the following to the whole class. "Hay una fiesta en mi pantalones, y todos los gentas esta invitodos." Trust me, they'll love you forever.

10-02-2003, 06:34 PM	#8
jeff the cheff Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 122 and an eighth Posts: 2,129	Oh man that seems like something that would happen to me...i always get singled out by all my techers in school and i hate it...it happened so much last year...i seriously had detention 2 times a week for the whole year...and it was all for the stupidest reasons...Ive gotten saturday detentions(which are 3 hours on saturday morning) for things i didnt even do..it sucks to get in trouble for stupid stuff.

10-02-2003, 07:06 PM	#9
Raphaella Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: England, building my own sewer system Posts: 403	Grr, man I seriously wud have argued in a nice loud voice at that teacher. I've had something happen to me before, teachers just, for some reason, to something compleltly stupid for no reason - I was in English class, and I was told to sit on my own at the front (heh) and she hands out books, she starts at my table, by piling enough books for me to pass behind, all I did was make a little joke such as, 'Miss there's only one person on this desk' and she points to the door and shouts "Get out!" I'm like, wtf?? Geez, some teachers, i was made to stand in the corridor, walking up and down passing classes until she came and and told me to get a chair so I cud spend the entire class outside. grumble __________________ "We came, we saw, we kicked their ASS!" - Ghostbusters message to UK channels : You SUCK ~ Mutant lover

10-02-2003, 07:23 PM	#10
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	eh... when you think about TEACHING HIGH SCHOOL... well... what teacher have you have had that DIDN"T take a little power trip every now and again? really? what kind of control does ANYONE have over 30 something 16 yr olds? none. and they know that. and it eats at them and they go a bit "off-kilter" and they blast you for stupid infractions of stupid rules because they can feel their "power" over you eroding daily.... next time he wigs out... tell him: no tienes poder. todos saben. a causa de esto, Ud usa sus reglas tontas hacer el papel del DICTADOR virtual de su sala pequena... pero cuando Ud. es rey aqui... todos saben que no tiene ropa, Rey Desnudo. ((you have no power. Everyone knows it. Because of that, you use stupid rules to act as make-believe DICTATOR in your little classroom. BUT... while you are king here, we all know you have no clothes, Naked King.)) if you can rattle that off with a good accent while wearing a Che Guevara Tshirt... you might get an A before he kicks you out.... god... i'd've paid money to see that in my spanish classes...

10-02-2003, 07:37 PM	#12
Mr. Snackpants Keep cool my babies! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mount Pleasant Posts: 2,239	My spanish teacher is kinda like that too.

10-02-2003, 10:35 PM	#17
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I never took any foreign language in school, mostly because the ones I wanted to learn weren't available.

10-02-2003, 10:40 PM	#18
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	What DID you want to learn?

10-03-2003, 08:28 PM	#20
DarkNinja Foot Soldier Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: USA Posts: 162	I'm so glad I don't take Spanish. That's why I take the easiest language in the world: French. It's so much easier than trying to learn Japanese. Nihongo wa, wakarimasen. __________________ Do not think that you have to win, rather, think that you do not have to lose. -Gichin Funakoshi