worst movie of all time

EZweasel · 10-05-2003, 09:38 PM

i finally seen it and its the new hulk movie. ive never been so dissapointed in a movie as this one. everything about it was trash..

~~Leo656~~ · 10-05-2003, 10:03 PM

I disagree a lot with that.

But without going into it, I'll just say that nothing is, was, or ever will be worse than "3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain" or whatever the hell it was called. The one with Hulk Hogan getting smacked around repeatedly by Jim Varney and Loni Anderson. Worst Movie Ever. Nobody who's seen it would disagree.

U2WaTCHer · 10-05-2003, 10:07 PM

what ever happened to the 3 ninja guys?

EZweasel · 10-05-2003, 10:53 PM

ive seen alot of 3 ninja movies and they all beat this

*damnhooligan* · 10-05-2003, 11:28 PM

As a seasoned MST3K fan, I've seen the worse mankind has to offer. 3 Ninjas definitely falls within that bracket.

**Karpo_007** · 10-05-2003, 11:30 PM

Wors't movie I've seen is probably Highlaner 2.

**Barkworm** · 10-05-2003, 11:56 PM

Batman & Robin is also a good example of a horribly bad movie.

EZweasel · 10-06-2003, 12:18 AM

still all of the above mentiond imo is way beter than "the hulk"... batman and robin is an awsum movie compared to this.

The Lone Turtle · 10-06-2003, 01:18 AM

The legend of Bogey creek. Worst. Movie. Ever. I mean the lead guy takes his shirt off every second he is on screen

Eg, there is a dead bull on the road. He gets out of the car, takes his shirt off, looks at the bull, and gets back into the car

*damnhooligan* · 10-06-2003, 03:07 AM

Worse yet, The Legend of Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues.

MST3K ripped that sequel a much deserved new one.

*JameO* · 10-06-2003, 05:22 AM

What is wrong with the Hulk movie? Explain why you think it was crap becuase a lot of people I know would say otherwise. I think the worst movie would have to be.......well not worst but a bad one is Daredevil. The movie aspect is good but the casting made the movie horrible. King Pin is not black. He's a huge white man. In the movie he isn't even that big. And Ben Afflect doesn't suit for dare devil. Bullseye was ok. And finally the white girl Daredevil meets and starts to love....I dont remember her name but she is supposed to be chinese or japanese. (Not sure the difference) So I would say a newer movie that was bad would have to be daredevil.

*That Matt Guy* · 10-06-2003, 05:26 AM

For the 50th time: http://www.badmovies.org

Most MST3Ked movies are nothing more than farts in the wind compared to some of the crap on that site.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 10-06-2003, 09:35 AM

Oh boy...where do I START?

Escape From L.A.
Robocop 3
TMNT 3
Street Fighter
MK: Annihilation
Super Mario Bros.
Double Dragon
Star Trek 5
Star Trek: Insurrection
Jingle All the Way
Scary Movie 2
Alien Resurrection
Kung Pow

Note that I've never seen a lot of these

*cqb101* · 10-06-2003, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~~Raphael~~

What is wrong with the Hulk movie? Explain why you think it was crap becuase a lot of people I know would say otherwise. I think the worst movie would have to be.......well not worst but a bad one is Daredevil. The movie aspect is good but the casting made the movie horrible. King Pin is not black. He's a huge white man. In the movie he isn't even that big. And Ben Afflect doesn't suit for dare devil. Bullseye was ok. And finally the white girl Daredevil meets and starts to love....I dont remember her name but she is supposed to be chinese or japanese. (Not sure the difference) So I would say a newer movie that was bad would have to be daredevil.

Elektra, and she's not suppose to be Asain, she's suppose to be Greek just like she was in the movie. The reason they casted Michael Clarke Duncan as the kinpin is because there was no white guy that would have been any better. He did a great job as Kinpin IMO. But the best part of the cast was Colin Farrel as Bullseye. Nobody else could have pulled it off.

As for worst movie ever, I'd have to say Rollerball. It was a cool concept, just pulled off totally wrong. A close second would be The Matrix Reloaded. A total waste of time.

*JameO* · 10-06-2003, 09:59 AM

I thought she was supposed to be Asian? Boy am I wrong. But still the casting was bad. They could have used any big white guy. I am sure they could have found someone with acting talent. It aint hard to act like a big and evil guy especially when they give you the lines.

*kyabetsu* · 10-06-2003, 10:53 AM

i'm proud to say that... though i OWN this movie, i've not YET been sufficiently messed up to watch it all the way to the end.

NYMPHOID BARBARIAN IN DINOSAUR HELL!!! (with Spanish Subtitles)

4 attempts and still, it hurts too bad. i HAVE to turn it off...

impetus · 10-06-2003, 10:57 AM

If you watch 2 fast 2 furious you can feel your brain shrink.

seriously, I'd say Coccoon. Again.

EZweasel · 10-06-2003, 10:58 AM

Escape From L.A.
was an awsum movie

Matrix reloaded
was an awsum movie (it had a great unique storyline btw)

The Hulk was Garbage because: trashy storyline, i could have written a beter one, The hulk looked too big. And he grew as he got angry!@!, trying to make the screen look like a comic was garbage, very boring, hulk talked at the end, Hulk was like 20 feet tall, they should have just got a body builder or something, You know i was willing to look past the way hulk looked but after i seen this movie there where way worst things, and oh yea i liked daredevil. i thought it was pretty awsum. Nothing has let me down this year as bad as this movie, im sorry.

*kyabetsu* · 10-06-2003, 11:02 AM

you guys want one that's so hideously terrible, it's the BEST THING EVER?

FLESH GORDON

it's a spoof on that old super hero, Flash Gordon... but it's twisted soft-core prOn. Flesh and dr. Jerkkov take Dale with them to the planet of the evil space Emperor Wang and battle one-eyed monsters to recover the POWER PASTIES... and proceed to shoot everyone in sight with nipple blasts.

ahhhhh....
~CINEMA!

~~Reznorite420~~ · 10-06-2003, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EZweasel

Escape From L.A.
was an awsum movie

Since you say that, I can safely say you wouldn't know a good movie if it bit you in the bum.

Escape From L.A., simply put, was a horrible re-hash of its prequel with no logic and lousy action.

The ending was all too predictable, the dialogue was horrible (not to mention most of the acting), and what's with Snake SHOOTING HOOPS to save his life? Sounds kinda whimpy IMO. At least in Escape From New York he was pitted one-on-one in a FIGHT to the death against a really intimidating-looking goliath of a man armed with a spiked club. Don't forget the meekness of the villian in the sequel; at least the Duke of New York could almost make **** your pants with his mere presence, but Cuervo Jones was just some Che wannabe that was about as scary as Barney on speed.

10-05-2003, 09:38 PM	#1
EZweasel Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 847	worst movie of all time i finally seen it and its the new hulk movie. ive never been so dissapointed in a movie as this one. everything about it was trash.. __________________

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U2WaTCHer Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 365	what ever happened to the 3 ninja guys? __________________ Krang ------ Long Live The Krang Legions!------

10-05-2003, 10:53 PM	#4
EZweasel Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 847	ive seen alot of 3 ninja movies and they all beat this __________________

10-05-2003, 11:28 PM	#5
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	As a seasoned MST3K fan, I've seen the worse mankind has to offer. 3 Ninjas definitely falls within that bracket. __________________

10-05-2003, 11:56 PM	#7
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,758	Batman & Robin is also a good example of a horribly bad movie. __________________ Make ****, not kill!

10-05-2003, 10:03 PM	#2
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I disagree a lot with that. But without going into it, I'll just say that nothing is, was, or ever will be worse than "3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain" or whatever the hell it was called. The one with Hulk Hogan getting smacked around repeatedly by Jim Varney and Loni Anderson. Worst Movie Ever. Nobody who's seen it would disagree.

10-05-2003, 11:30 PM	#6
Karpo_007 Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 8,798	Wors't movie I've seen is probably Highlaner 2.

10-06-2003, 12:18 AM	#8
EZweasel Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 847	still all of the above mentiond imo is way beter than "the hulk"... batman and robin is an awsum movie compared to this. __________________

10-06-2003, 01:18 AM	#9
The Lone Turtle Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Australia, mates! Posts: 311	The legend of Bogey creek. Worst. Movie. Ever. I mean the lead guy takes his shirt off every second he is on screen Eg, there is a dead bull on the road. He gets out of the car, takes his shirt off, looks at the bull, and gets back into the car

10-06-2003, 03:07 AM	#10
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	Worse yet, The Legend of Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues. MST3K ripped that sequel a much deserved new one. __________________

10-06-2003, 05:22 AM	#11
JameO Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,753	What is wrong with the Hulk movie? Explain why you think it was crap becuase a lot of people I know would say otherwise. I think the worst movie would have to be.......well not worst but a bad one is Daredevil. The movie aspect is good but the casting made the movie horrible. King Pin is not black. He's a huge white man. In the movie he isn't even that big. And Ben Afflect doesn't suit for dare devil. Bullseye was ok. And finally the white girl Daredevil meets and starts to love....I dont remember her name but she is supposed to be chinese or japanese. (Not sure the difference) So I would say a newer movie that was bad would have to be daredevil.

10-06-2003, 05:26 AM	#12
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	For the 50th time: http://www.badmovies.org Most MST3Ked movies are nothing more than farts in the wind compared to some of the crap on that site.

10-06-2003, 09:35 AM	#13
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Oh boy...where do I START? Escape From L.A. Robocop 3 TMNT 3 Street Fighter MK: Annihilation Super Mario Bros. Double Dragon Star Trek 5 Star Trek: Insurrection Jingle All the Way Scary Movie 2 Alien Resurrection Kung Pow Note that I've never seen a lot of these

10-06-2003, 09:59 AM	#15
JameO Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,753	I thought she was supposed to be Asian? Boy am I wrong. But still the casting was bad. They could have used any big white guy. I am sure they could have found someone with acting talent. It aint hard to act like a big and evil guy especially when they give you the lines.

10-06-2003, 10:53 AM	#16
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	i'm proud to say that... though i OWN this movie, i've not YET been sufficiently messed up to watch it all the way to the end. NYMPHOID BARBARIAN IN DINOSAUR HELL!!! (with Spanish Subtitles) 4 attempts and still, it hurts too bad. i HAVE to turn it off...

10-06-2003, 10:57 AM	#17
impetus Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Kansas City Posts: 978	If you watch 2 fast 2 furious you can feel your brain shrink. seriously, I'd say Coccoon. Again. __________________

10-06-2003, 10:58 AM	#18
EZweasel Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 847	Escape From L.A. was an awsum movie Matrix reloaded was an awsum movie (it had a great unique storyline btw) The Hulk was Garbage because: trashy storyline, i could have written a beter one, The hulk looked too big. And he grew as he got angry!@!, trying to make the screen look like a comic was garbage, very boring, hulk talked at the end, Hulk was like 20 feet tall, they should have just got a body builder or something, You know i was willing to look past the way hulk looked but after i seen this movie there where way worst things, and oh yea i liked daredevil. i thought it was pretty awsum. Nothing has let me down this year as bad as this movie, im sorry. __________________

10-06-2003, 11:02 AM	#19
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	you guys want one that's so hideously terrible, it's the BEST THING EVER? FLESH GORDON it's a spoof on that old super hero, Flash Gordon... but it's twisted soft-core prOn. Flesh and dr. Jerkkov take Dale with them to the planet of the evil space Emperor Wang and battle one-eyed monsters to recover the POWER PASTIES... and proceed to shoot everyone in sight with nipple blasts. ahhhhh.... ~CINEMA!