Arnold Schwarzenegger commercials from Japan...

*That Matt Guy* · 10-07-2003, 06:59 AM

This is some of the funniest crap I've ever seen:

http://www.japander.com/japander/schwarz.htm

*damnhooligan* · 10-07-2003, 07:12 AM

I adore those commercials. Total absurity.

Nicolas Cage's pachinko commercials are worth a peek as well: http://www.japander.com/japander/cage.htm

*The Defibrillator* · 10-07-2003, 09:55 AM

HAHAH!!

wow, those are great. I love the one where the dude looks into the bottle and Schwarz is floating around in an inner tube!

EZweasel · 10-07-2003, 11:17 AM

i liked the end of the wierdness part 2 where those goes are floating in the air doing flips.

**HorseTechie** · 10-07-2003, 11:20 AM

Bwaaa.. forget those claims that he gropped 15 women... I think this ad campaign of his here is enough to scare me away for sure!

*JameO* · 10-07-2003, 02:33 PM

Those commercials rule! I will have to check the Cage ones out later.

*Raven* · 10-07-2003, 03:06 PM

man I live those!!!

**Machias Banshee** · 10-07-2003, 06:51 PM

I think Arnold's winning the election!

Man, to show pics of these when he wins..

*Mars-Chan* · 10-07-2003, 07:00 PM

GO ARNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dinogrrl · 10-07-2003, 09:57 PM

It indeed seems that Arnie is Governator of California. According to exit polls conducted at polling sites, both the recall and Arnie have more than 50% of the vote. Mind you, the count is far from finished and may take several weeks to finalize and we all saw what happened at the last federal election. But the degree of confidence with which this is being reported indicates that Arnie is governor.

It will be very interesting to see how he does.

**GK Punk** · 10-07-2003, 10:12 PM

Being Californian, I can't wait to see what happens.

*damnhooligan* · 10-08-2003, 01:48 AM

I weep for you California. My condolences.

*That Matt Guy* · 10-08-2003, 03:34 AM

I wonder how long it will take for the novelty of having Arnie for a governor to wear off.

*damnhooligan* · 10-08-2003, 03:41 AM

I'd say Jesse Ventura's limelight x 10^23. This is one of those times that I really wished I had Comedy Central, for the Daily Show alone.

**GK Punk** · 10-08-2003, 05:36 AM

Man, the Jimmy Kimmel show has been hillarious during all of this. According to FCC Regulations, no media outlet can show Arnold's ads, with out offering equal time to the other parties. Well, They decided to show all the Arnold they want (Including re-dubs of his ads) Then have the Porn Star taht was running shoot ads also, just so that way it was Equal time.

I just hope Arnie can do atleast somewhat of A good job...
We will see soon apparently.

**HorseTechie** · 10-08-2003, 12:11 PM

Call me crazy... and because I'm not a resident of CA... but I think it's awesome Arnold is the next CA governor. *lol* Seems kinda fitting for a state mostly populated with Hollywood celebrities and the like.

*Mars-Chan* · 10-08-2003, 12:15 PM

To qoute Rafiki: "IT IS TIME!!!"

Let's just see how Arnold fares in his new job....

I think that Leo and Mike summed it up best when they said:
"Are you sure this will work, Mikey?"
"Is Schwarzenegger's name, like, hard to spell?"

*Raven* · 10-08-2003, 12:18 PM

after having jesse has are gov, this state is in debt now, are schools can barily aford things, roads look like hell, thats just some of the things that happened that the new gov has to fix up.
arnold might do the same crap, but sence he has a keneddy to help out, it might not turn out that way.
but after are "celerbity" crap, things went to hell fast, but thats also because jesse is just a dumbass.

*Brodie* · 10-08-2003, 02:27 PM

Notice both of those guys, Arnold and Jesse, were in Predator. That movie just makes stars out of people.

**Machias Banshee** · 10-08-2003, 03:59 PM

Ooh, the predator...

Thsi is honest to gosh truth...the giant black dude in the dreadlocks in that movie is My Karate Sensei's Sensei..!

10-07-2003, 06:59 AM	#1
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Arnold Schwarzenegger commercials from Japan... This is some of the funniest crap I've ever seen: http://www.japander.com/japander/schwarz.htm

10-07-2003, 07:12 AM	#2
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	I adore those commercials. Total absurity. Nicolas Cage's pachinko commercials are worth a peek as well: http://www.japander.com/japander/cage.htm __________________

10-07-2003, 09:55 AM	#3
The Defibrillator Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dee Eff Dubble You Posts: 1,631	HAHAH!! wow, those are great. I love the one where the dude looks into the bottle and Schwarz is floating around in an inner tube! __________________ My newest signature.

10-07-2003, 11:17 AM	#4
EZweasel Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 847	i liked the end of the wierdness part 2 where those goes are floating in the air doing flips. __________________

10-07-2003, 03:06 PM	#7
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	man I live those!!! __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

10-07-2003, 11:20 AM	#5
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	Bwaaa.. forget those claims that he gropped 15 women... I think this ad campaign of his here is enough to scare me away for sure!

10-07-2003, 02:33 PM	#6
JameO Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,753	Those commercials rule! I will have to check the Cage ones out later.

10-07-2003, 06:51 PM	#8
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	I think Arnold's winning the election! Man, to show pics of these when he wins..

10-07-2003, 07:00 PM	#9
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	GO ARNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

10-07-2003, 09:57 PM	#10
Dinogrrl Foot Soldier Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 176	Indeed It indeed seems that Arnie is Governator of California. According to exit polls conducted at polling sites, both the recall and Arnie have more than 50% of the vote. Mind you, the count is far from finished and may take several weeks to finalize and we all saw what happened at the last federal election. But the degree of confidence with which this is being reported indicates that Arnie is governor. It will be very interesting to see how he does. __________________ Exceedingly Spherical Goldfish

10-07-2003, 10:12 PM	#11
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Being Californian, I can't wait to see what happens.

10-08-2003, 01:48 AM	#12
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	I weep for you California. My condolences. __________________

10-08-2003, 03:34 AM	#13
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I wonder how long it will take for the novelty of having Arnie for a governor to wear off.

10-08-2003, 03:41 AM	#14
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	I'd say Jesse Ventura's limelight x 10^23. This is one of those times that I really wished I had Comedy Central, for the Daily Show alone. __________________

10-08-2003, 05:36 AM	#15
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Man, the Jimmy Kimmel show has been hillarious during all of this. According to FCC Regulations, no media outlet can show Arnold's ads, with out offering equal time to the other parties. Well, They decided to show all the Arnold they want (Including re-dubs of his ads) Then have the Porn Star taht was running shoot ads also, just so that way it was Equal time. I just hope Arnie can do atleast somewhat of A good job... We will see soon apparently.

10-08-2003, 12:11 PM	#16
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	Call me crazy... and because I'm not a resident of CA... but I think it's awesome Arnold is the next CA governor. lol Seems kinda fitting for a state mostly populated with Hollywood celebrities and the like.

10-08-2003, 12:15 PM	#17
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	To qoute Rafiki: "IT IS TIME!!!" Let's just see how Arnold fares in his new job.... I think that Leo and Mike summed it up best when they said: "Are you sure this will work, Mikey?" "Is Schwarzenegger's name, like, hard to spell?" __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

10-08-2003, 12:18 PM	#18
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	after having jesse has are gov, this state is in debt now, are schools can barily aford things, roads look like hell, thats just some of the things that happened that the new gov has to fix up. arnold might do the same crap, but sence he has a keneddy to help out, it might not turn out that way. but after are "celerbity" crap, things went to hell fast, but thats also because jesse is just a dumbass. __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

10-08-2003, 02:27 PM	#19
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Notice both of those guys, Arnold and Jesse, were in Predator. That movie just makes stars out of people. __________________ Stupendous Monster

10-08-2003, 03:59 PM	#20
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Ooh, the predator... Thsi is honest to gosh truth...the giant black dude in the dreadlocks in that movie is My Karate Sensei's Sensei..!