Kid decapitates himself after losing computer game

*Andrew NDB* · 03-14-2019, 11:20 AM

With a chainsaw, no less.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...GC_4fzTIWLaZCY

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 03-14-2019, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Andrew NDB

With a chainsaw, no less.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...GC_4fzTIWLaZCY

If that's true, that's terrifying. Far easier ways to go out, kid...

*FredWolfLeonardo* · 03-14-2019, 01:44 PM

This has become a criminal case?

The killer is already dead.

*snake* · 03-14-2019, 01:51 PM

Lol what the f*ck

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 03-14-2019, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by snake

Lol what the f*ck

News of the tragic weird, I guess. Either that or the Darwin Awards.

*Andrew NDB* · 03-14-2019, 02:58 PM

Obviously, I have questions about the whole thing. Largely logistical ones...

*IndigoErth* · 03-14-2019, 03:09 PM

What the hell.

Yeah, clearly there were already issues...

Pretty sad. But if he was enough of a nut to do that, well... I guess at least he won't someday be a 20-year-old nut that decides to shoot up a place instead.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 03-14-2019, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Andrew NDB

Obviously, I have questions about the whole thing. Largely logistical ones...

Same here. But also trying not to think about it too hard...

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

What the hell.

Yeah, clearly there were already issues...

Pretty sad. But if he was enough of a nut to do that, well... I guess at least he won't someday be a 20-year-old nut that decides to shoot up a place instead.

I didn't even think of that, but I can't argue with you now that you've brought it up. Tend to agree...

*The Deadman* · 03-15-2019, 05:56 AM

Was the game Fortnite? That game is serious business.

*Andrew NDB* · 03-15-2019, 10:48 AM

This may be FAKE... I hit up DemonAlukard, who lives in the same city in Russia, and apparently he's not heard one word about this anywhere.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 03-15-2019, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Andrew NDB

This may be FAKE... I hit up DemonAlukard, who lives in the same city in Russia, and apparently he's not heard one word about this anywhere.

Kinda seems like it would have to be.

Self-inflicted decapitation by chainsaw is a hard maneuver to pull off.

*Andrew NDB* · 03-15-2019, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

Self-inflicted decapitation by chainsaw is a hard maneuver to pull off.

Hence my "logistics" wondering... it's possible, though, if one was creative enough.

*snake* · 03-15-2019, 11:54 AM

1. Set a chainsaw on the ground

2. Fall onto it head first so your neck hits the saw

It’s not that hard, guys.

*Andrew NDB* · 03-15-2019, 12:05 PM

Or have the chainsaw on a rope from the ceiling. Lay down on the floor, and just sort of "lay it down" over your neck. Right?

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 03-15-2019, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Andrew NDB

Hence my "logistics" wondering... it's possible, though, if one was creative enough.

Hell of a lot of trouble to go to. I can name a dozen or more ways that are super easy. As, I'm sure, can you.

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Originally Posted by snake

1. Set a chainsaw on the ground

2. Fall onto it head first so your neck hits the saw

It’s not that hard, guys.

That doesn't necessarily finish the job, though. Partial decap, you're bleeding out, spasming on the ground and twitching like a fish on a hook. Maybe you're already dead, maybe not.

*snake* · 03-15-2019, 12:33 PM

Swing the chainsaw around like the baby's umbilical cord in Freddy Got Fingered.

~~Leo656~~ · 03-15-2019, 10:54 PM

Some of you have clearly given this a lot of thought and I'm not sure how to feel about that.

03-14-2019, 11:20 AM	#1
Andrew NDB Weed Whacker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Auburn, WA Posts: 34,574	Kid decapitates himself after losing computer game With a chainsaw, no less. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...GC_4fzTIWLaZCY __________________ [ ODYSSEY \| ORIGIN \| THE IMAGE/VOL. 3 CONCLUSION \| THE SHELLSHOCKED PODCAST \| ON FACEBOOK ]

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03-15-2019, 10:48 AM	#10
Andrew NDB Weed Whacker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Auburn, WA Posts: 34,574	This may be FAKE... I hit up DemonAlukard, who lives in the same city in Russia, and apparently he's not heard one word about this anywhere. __________________ [ ODYSSEY \| ORIGIN \| THE IMAGE/VOL. 3 CONCLUSION \| THE SHELLSHOCKED PODCAST \| ON FACEBOOK ]

03-15-2019, 12:05 PM	#14
Andrew NDB Weed Whacker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Auburn, WA Posts: 34,574	Or have the chainsaw on a rope from the ceiling. Lay down on the floor, and just sort of "lay it down" over your neck. Right? __________________ [ ODYSSEY \| ORIGIN \| THE IMAGE/VOL. 3 CONCLUSION \| THE SHELLSHOCKED PODCAST \| ON FACEBOOK ]

03-14-2019, 01:51 PM	#4
snake Disgusting Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Outer Heaven Posts: 12,231	Lol what the f*ck

03-14-2019, 03:09 PM	#7
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,296	What the hell. Yeah, clearly there were already issues... Pretty sad. But if he was enough of a nut to do that, well... I guess at least he won't someday be a 20-year-old nut that decides to shoot up a place instead.

03-15-2019, 11:54 AM	#13
snake Disgusting Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Outer Heaven Posts: 12,231	1. Set a chainsaw on the ground 2. Fall onto it head first so your neck hits the saw It’s not that hard, guys.

03-15-2019, 12:33 PM	#16
snake Disgusting Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Outer Heaven Posts: 12,231	Swing the chainsaw around like the baby's umbilical cord in Freddy Got Fingered.

03-15-2019, 10:54 PM	#17
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Some of you have clearly given this a lot of thought and I'm not sure how to feel about that.