Baxter Stockman rip-off?

~~Leo656~~ · 11-28-2003, 04:43 AM

After much thought and strenuous research, I've come to the conclusion that popular actor Denzel Washington is, in fact, nothing more than a rip-off of Baxter Stockman.

For starters, Baxter Stockman is black (in the original Mirage comics as well as the new cartoon). Denzel, obviously, is also black. While not all black men are likely trying to imitate Baxter, one could certainly argue that they are.

Secondly, Baxter appears in the new TMNT cartoon show on TV. Likewise, many of Denzel's movies air on TV. Coincidence? I think not.

Finally, the photgraphic evidence, which you'll find speaks for itself:

Despite the fact that Denzel has been alive for longer than TMNT has even existed, I find it nearly impossible to overlook this evidence. I firmly believe that Denzel's entire life, career, and very existence, are nothing but a big rip-off of Baxter Stockman.

So what do you think?

**GK Punk** · 11-28-2003, 04:45 AM

...

...The evidence is all there...

...Why didn't I see this before?????

BLACK IS WHITE, DAY IS NIGHT!! THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Fugitoid Jones · 11-28-2003, 08:49 AM

Zounds!!!!

I can't believe we didn't see it before! How blind and foolish we are!! But wait.......Great Moons of Neptune!!! I just had a thought! If Denzel if ripping off Baxter, perhaps there are millions of more rip-offs! Perhaps James Dean was a rip-off of Raphael!! Perhaps the X-Men, who were created in the '60s, are rip-offs of the Turtles! Maybe Einstein was merely immitating Donatello! And what if Jim Carrey is a rip-off of Michelangelo!!!! We're all in DANGER!!!

*Raven* · 11-28-2003, 09:52 AM

wow thats huge news

im shocked! danzel is a rip off

**Nturtle** · 11-28-2003, 10:15 AM

A nice not too subtle poke.

**Karpo_007** · 11-28-2003, 10:31 AM

I had suspected that for years, but now there is no doubt about it. He's a rip-off.

*PizzaPower* · 11-28-2003, 11:16 AM

you know. I thinks they might have taken him, and drawn him for Baxter?

*Bowser_Koopa* · 11-28-2003, 11:19 AM

unless we know who should play baxter if there is a new movie

~~Leo656~~ · 11-28-2003, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nturtle

A nice not too subtle poke.

Indeed

Peanut · 11-28-2003, 08:20 PM

oh boy.

*jeff the cheff* · 11-28-2003, 08:29 PM

haha i get it.

MikesPizzaShack · 11-28-2003, 08:38 PM

wow thats amazing....

*jeff the cheff* · 11-28-2003, 08:39 PM

I think mickey mouse ripped off splinter also....hmm maybe i should make a new topic about it!

*Buslady* · 11-28-2003, 08:56 PM

lets look at it this way, if they were going to include Baxter in the 4th movie, Denzel would be a very good prospect! hah!

*PizzaPower* · 11-28-2003, 09:04 PM

ya he would. And Arnold whachma call it could be Hun.

Ryan · 11-28-2003, 09:13 PM

Ernie Reyes Jr. (did you see him in Rundown?) as Keno, Denzel Washington as Baxter Stockman, Chyna as Monster Hunter, Steve Bucemi (with a British accent) as Fugitoid, Michael Clark Duncan and Ving Rhames as Triceratons. There you go, all we need is Corey Feldman and we have a movie.

Ryan

I was serious.

Fugitoid Jones · 11-28-2003, 10:15 PM

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I think mickey mouse ripped off splinter also....hmm maybe i should make a new topic about it!

Quote:

And Arnold whachma call it could be Hun.

GREAT CEASER'S GHOST!!!!! I forgot about Mickey Mouse and Arnold being rip-off's of Splinter and Hun!!! We should make a topic for every single rip-off we can think of!!!!

Splinter · 11-28-2003, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Fugitoid Jones

We should make a topic for every single rip-off we can think of!!!!

Give Jarrah White enough time, and I'm sure we will. Not to mention how everything is a conspiracy.

Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan · 11-28-2003, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Vintage Splinter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fugitoid Jones

We should make a topic for every single rip-off we can think of!!!!

Give Jarrah White enough time, and I'm sure we will. Not to mention how everything is a conspiracy.

Are you telling me that Denzel Washington impersonating Baxter Stockman is not a conspiracy?!

Egad!

How dare you make such an accusation!

"Holy guacamole!" - Michaelangelo, from "Turtles at the Earth's Core"

**Karpo_007** · 11-29-2003, 04:36 AM

I might also add that Arnold is a ripp-off of Krang.

[Sorry that I keep re-using this, but I tought I would fit here..]

11-28-2003, 04:43 AM	#1
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Baxter Stockman rip-off? After much thought and strenuous research, I've come to the conclusion that popular actor Denzel Washington is, in fact, nothing more than a rip-off of Baxter Stockman. For starters, Baxter Stockman is black (in the original Mirage comics as well as the new cartoon). Denzel, obviously, is also black. While not all black men are likely trying to imitate Baxter, one could certainly argue that they are. Secondly, Baxter appears in the new TMNT cartoon show on TV. Likewise, many of Denzel's movies air on TV. Coincidence? I think not. Finally, the photgraphic evidence, which you'll find speaks for itself: Despite the fact that Denzel has been alive for longer than TMNT has even existed, I find it nearly impossible to overlook this evidence. I firmly believe that Denzel's entire life, career, and very existence, are nothing but a big rip-off of Baxter Stockman. So what do you think?

11-28-2003, 08:49 AM	#3
Fugitoid Jones Stone Warrior Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: D'hoonib, VT Posts: 886	Zounds!!!! I can't believe we didn't see it before! How blind and foolish we are!! But wait.......Great Moons of Neptune!!! I just had a thought! If Denzel if ripping off Baxter, perhaps there are millions of more rip-offs! Perhaps James Dean was a rip-off of Raphael!! Perhaps the X-Men, who were created in the '60s, are rip-offs of the Turtles! Maybe Einstein was merely immitating Donatello! And what if Jim Carrey is a rip-off of Michelangelo!!!! We're all in DANGER!!! __________________ "You are right, I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand and hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike creature who gives battle to everything around him, even himself." -Dr. Zaius

11-28-2003, 09:52 AM	#4
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	wow thats huge news im shocked! danzel is a rip off __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

11-28-2003, 10:15 AM	#5
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	A nice not too subtle poke. __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

11-28-2003, 11:16 AM	#7
PizzaPower Foot Elite Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pizza Parlor Posts: 3,200	you know. I thinks they might have taken him, and drawn him for Baxter? __________________ https://www.twitch.tv/turtlepizzapower

11-28-2003, 04:45 AM	#2
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	... ...The evidence is all there... ...Why didn't I see this before????? BLACK IS WHITE, DAY IS NIGHT!! THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

11-28-2003, 10:31 AM	#6
Karpo_007 Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 8,798	I had suspected that for years, but now there is no doubt about it. He's a rip-off.

11-28-2003, 11:19 AM	#8
Bowser_Koopa Very yes Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Not so far, go back a little Posts: 1,849	unless we know who should play baxter if there is a new movie

11-28-2003, 08:20 PM	#10
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	oh boy.

11-28-2003, 08:29 PM	#11
jeff the cheff Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 122 and an eighth Posts: 2,129	haha i get it.

11-28-2003, 08:38 PM	#12
MikesPizzaShack Hench Mutant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 466	wow thats amazing.... __________________ Hey Check out my Site WWW.TheFanriot.com and our podcast The FanRiot on iTunes!!!! "Welcome to Mikes Pizza Shack! You order the pizza and I eat it."

11-28-2003, 08:39 PM	#13
jeff the cheff Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 122 and an eighth Posts: 2,129	I think mickey mouse ripped off splinter also....hmm maybe i should make a new topic about it!

11-28-2003, 08:56 PM	#14
Buslady WingsOfDarkness! Perkele! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In 7803... Posts: 4,366	lets look at it this way, if they were going to include Baxter in the 4th movie, Denzel would be a very good prospect! hah! __________________

11-28-2003, 09:04 PM	#15
PizzaPower Foot Elite Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pizza Parlor Posts: 3,200	ya he would. And Arnold whachma call it could be Hun. __________________ https://www.twitch.tv/turtlepizzapower

11-28-2003, 09:13 PM	#16
Ryan Foot Soldier Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: South Bend Posts: 113	Ernie Reyes Jr. (did you see him in Rundown?) as Keno, Denzel Washington as Baxter Stockman, Chyna as Monster Hunter, Steve Bucemi (with a British accent) as Fugitoid, Michael Clark Duncan and Ving Rhames as Triceratons. There you go, all we need is Corey Feldman and we have a movie. Ryan I was serious. __________________ I heart Turtles. Wakka Wakka Wakka!

11-29-2003, 04:36 AM	#20
Karpo_007 Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 8,798	I might also add that Arnold is a ripp-off of Krang. [Sorry that I keep re-using this, but I tought I would fit here..]